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fartjacket 

something you call a person who is being a retard or stupid or is annoying you A LOT.
D: You know what smells?
T: What?
D: Your mom!
T: How is that----
D: *takes notebook*
T: Give that back you little fartjacket!!!!!!!
fartjacket by SKW<3 October 26, 2012

blazin footbasket 

a person who hates being called names which one doesnt know the meaning of
ricky: hey
Lucas: whats up ya scrunchie nerd-gay left leaner?
ricky: what do those words mean?
lucas: what a blazin footbasket
blazin footbasket by pianoman12342 October 27, 2011

Fartbucket 

A car (usually import, more recently domestic) which has no performance modifications to it except a high flow exhaust system that when the driver steps on the gas, makes a sound like you're farting into a bucket.
"Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbwbbb", said the Honda Civic

"Look at all these high school kids driving around in their fartbuckets."
Fartbucket by TMGChuck January 28, 2010

Fartbucket 

An exhaust mod that exceeds 3 inches in diameter. Frequently used by ricers
lol look at that ricer with a huge fartbucket! i bet it gives his car 20 more horsepower!
Fartbucket by markusalkemus66 December 22, 2008

fagbasket 

someone extremely fagi to the point where his faginess would fill up an entire basket
wow san francisco is full of fag baskets, damn that kid's a fagbasket
fagbasket by Ryan Smith October 4, 2004

facebasket 

A wastebasket or repository for a Facebook or myspace dropout or hasbin. Where a troller winds up...in the Facebasket!
"He's on a real ego trip due to social networking! But after you read his posts you will understand why I am certain he will soon be in the Facebasket"
facebasket by Rem Selnick November 2, 2015
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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