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fartmare 

A night that is interrupted by the unchecked worry that you will fart in your sleep and your partner will realize that you are in fact a normal person and not a more evolved human that has eliminated the need to ever fart.
I could not sleep at all last night. I kept having fartmares and worring that you'd find out I'm not a pretty princess.
fartmare by HessianGeneral March 13, 2019
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fartjacket 

something you call a person who is being a retard or stupid or is annoying you A LOT.
D: You know what smells?
T: What?
D: Your mom!
T: How is that----
D: *takes notebook*
T: Give that back you little fartjacket!!!!!!!
fartjacket by SKW<3 October 26, 2012

fartmark 

A mark on the backside of underwear resulting from flatulence which excretes a small amount of fecal matter. Usually brown in color.

Also a derogatory name.
Example 1: You have a fartmark in your underwear.

Example 2: You're a fartmark.
fartmark by Explicit_Incog May 17, 2008

Fartmare 

A night of sleep, full of constant farting. Usually very difficult for person sleeping with the farter, then the actual flatulent.
Man: "Geesh, you kept me up all night with your excessive farting!"
Woman: "Sorry, I must have been suffering from a fartmare."
Fartmare by blumehauser July 22, 2009

facemarketing 

The act of advertising or marketing a merchandise on facebook.
H:80gb zune slitely usd wit fuly loaded songs for jst $45. If interested,contact 512-***-1294.
B: Yo wassup wid dis facemarketing? We not here to do biz,just chillin out n socializing.Thats about it.
facemarketing by Faizys April 7, 2009

Fartmare 

When your sleep and you fart the smell is so bad it wakes you up.
Man I was sleeping good last night until I had a fartmare that woke me up.
Fartmare by EBTCARDPIMP707 May 22, 2017