fartburgler

one who steels farts from another

Give it back you fartburgler!

by tr January 11, 2005

fatburger

the little known fast food chain owned by magic johnson.

my grandma got a heart attack from too much fatburger.

by deliman April 30, 2005

Fartburger

N. Something that at one point in time would have fetched an excellent market price, but because of seller greed and overpricing it didn't sell and because of market change it suddenly became such a rotten, stinky deal that the item could only be sold below cost.

Jim could have sold his home before the housing market collapse, but he held firm on an astronomical price. Now, he has a real fartburger on his hands.

fartburger.com

by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

Fartburglar

A person who farts right after you and steals your thunder, so to speak, claiming they are responsible for the horrible smell when it is really you.

you fartburglar!

by loupro8 August 22, 2008

Fatburger

Fatburger is a globally franchised fast-casual restaurant chain. In 1952, a woman named Lovie Yancey started making burgers in Los Angeles garage and a legend was born. Fatburger is named for its 1/3 pound, juicy burger, but also serves Veggieburgers, Turkeyburgers, and Chicken Sandwiches. Fatburger makes their onion rings fresh everyday and uses real ice-cream in their hand-scooped shakes. Fatburger’s greatest claims to fame are the toppings and add-ons that are available, which far exceed the ordinary burger-joint options. Fatburger patrons can get their burgers with mustard, relish, onions, pickles, tomato, lettuce, mayo as standard fare. But the Fatburger can be supplemented with cheese, bacon, chili, an onion ring, an egg, or extra patties. The ultimate Fatburger order is the Triple Kingburger; which features two additional patties and all the add-ons. Fatburger is renowned in hip-hop circles. It has been mentioned in the songs of Ice Cube, the Beastie Boys, and the late Notorious B.I.G. Today Fatburger has more than 80 franchise locations in places as distant as Hong Kong.

There's nothing quite like a Kingburger when you really need a Fatburger fix.

by Joe Bob Kangaroo November 3, 2007

furburgler

A person who enjoys eating furburgers aka hairy pussy. They are so deperate that they may even go to the length of breaking and entering the pants of a holder of a furburger just to eat it.

God damn that kid is really a furburgler!

by Austin April 18, 2004

fratburger

a delicacy involving sliders, cheese, and a drunken cook: preferably a chi psi.

bro, i have a craving for some fratburgers

by fratburgerkenny March 20, 2010