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fartburgler 

one who steels farts from another
Give it back you fartburgler!
fartburgler by tr January 11, 2005
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fatburger 

the little known fast food chain owned by magic johnson.
my grandma got a heart attack from too much fatburger.
fatburger by deliman April 30, 2005

Fartburger 

N. Something that at one point in time would have fetched an excellent market price, but because of seller greed and overpricing it didn't sell and because of market change it suddenly became such a rotten, stinky deal that the item could only be sold below cost.
Jim could have sold his home before the housing market collapse, but he held firm on an astronomical price. Now, he has a real fartburger on his hands.

fartburger.com
Fartburger by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

Fartburglar 

A person who farts right after you and steals your thunder, so to speak, claiming they are responsible for the horrible smell when it is really you.
you fartburglar!
Fartburglar by loupro8 August 22, 2008

Fatburger 

Fatburger is a globally franchised fast-casual restaurant chain. In 1952, a woman named Lovie Yancey started making burgers in Los Angeles garage and a legend was born. Fatburger is named for its 1/3 pound, juicy burger, but also serves Veggieburgers, Turkeyburgers, and Chicken Sandwiches. Fatburger makes their onion rings fresh everyday and uses real ice-cream in their hand-scooped shakes. Fatburger’s greatest claims to fame are the toppings and add-ons that are available, which far exceed the ordinary burger-joint options. Fatburger patrons can get their burgers with mustard, relish, onions, pickles, tomato, lettuce, mayo as standard fare. But the Fatburger can be supplemented with cheese, bacon, chili, an onion ring, an egg, or extra patties. The ultimate Fatburger order is the Triple Kingburger; which features two additional patties and all the add-ons. Fatburger is renowned in hip-hop circles. It has been mentioned in the songs of Ice Cube, the Beastie Boys, and the late Notorious B.I.G. Today Fatburger has more than 80 franchise locations in places as distant as Hong Kong.
There's nothing quite like a Kingburger when you really need a Fatburger fix.
Fatburger by Joe Bob Kangaroo November 3, 2007

furburgler 

A person who enjoys eating furburgers aka hairy pussy. They are so deperate that they may even go to the length of breaking and entering the pants of a holder of a furburger just to eat it.
God damn that kid is really a furburgler!
furburgler by Austin April 18, 2004

fratburger 

a delicacy involving sliders, cheese, and a drunken cook: preferably a chi psi.
bro, i have a craving for some fratburgers
fratburger by fratburgerkenny March 20, 2010
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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