egyptian crab knarkler

When a girl begins to fellate, but at the last moment, pulls off, grabs the mans pubic testiclular hair with her teeth and rips them out.

AHhhhhhhh! Michael Norman just gave me an egyptian crab knarkler AGAIN!!!!

by Austin April 29, 2008

Debergeristic

Of, or relating to the relationships of Cyrano De Bergerac.

My personal life has been so debergeristic latley... :(

by Austin October 07, 2003

lil bit

any amount of anything dispite it's original meaning of "not alot" this "lil bit" term can mean even alot or a massive amoutn, whether it being how much something is, or to what extent.

"man 1(asking man 2): did he just insult me?
man 2:lil bit"

"woman: did u have fun last night?
man: lil bit"

by austin February 07, 2004

poontang

Aisia pussy, so fukin tight.

"I can't wait till shore leave to get some fuking poontang"

Couresy of Mr. Garrison from "South Park, Bigger Longer and Uncut"

by Austin March 07, 2004

sperge

to blow your wad, discharge of semen. ejaculation

i sperged all over my gf's face after i was done fucking her.

by austin March 19, 2005

united states federal government

a complettly bogus and useless waste of money.

ewww.... I stepped in the united states government

by austin November 14, 2003

keli

an amazingly hott, sexy, funny, weird, cool, nice, sweet, outragous,lovable, considerable, extrordinary, rare, fantastic, most perfectest girl in the world!!!!!

wow look at that keli, wat a piece of art work!

by austin January 26, 2004