Fartburglar

A person who farts right after you and steals your thunder, so to speak, claiming they are responsible for the horrible smell when it is really you.

you fartburglar!

by loupro8 August 22, 2008

fartburglar

n. a burglar that steals things and farts in your house. often the house-owner gets accused of for the extremely toxicating smell

I didn't fart, it was the fartburglar

by kevinyahyah August 8, 2008

Fartburger

N. Something that at one point in time would have fetched an excellent market price, but because of seller greed and overpricing it didn't sell and because of market change it suddenly became such a rotten, stinky deal that the item could only be sold below cost.

Jim could have sold his home before the housing market collapse, but he held firm on an astronomical price. Now, he has a real fartburger on his hands.

fartburger.com

by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

Fagburglar

One who burgals fags. Or British terminology for one who steals cigarettes.

You sir, are a fagburglar

by Katieeeeeeee2010 December 8, 2010

furburglar

a guy that not only cock-blocks, but steals the girl as well.

"I cannot believe she left with him! He is such a furburglar!"

by ~x~barbird~ v January 6, 2009

furburglar

A man who gets laid by any means necessary.

"Ewww, Becky that guy Andy is kind of creepy."
" Yeah, he's a convicted furburglar. "

by furburglar October 21, 2014

furburglar

A dude who stalks castles raping and pillaging pussies.

Better close your gates, Sir FurBurglar is coming for you. Snoogins!

by Emmy Emb December 20, 2010