farage

A variety of smegma that forms as sweat, spit and ale trickle down the folds of a middle aged white supremacist's double chin.
You can't get too close to that drunkard of Lee. Less than arm's length, and you'll be taken out by the rank of his farage.
by vafanchù September 28, 2014
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(verb) to show up for work only occasionally and only then in order to rant against your work colleagues before quickly disappearing to the bar
Have you seen Dave? Yes, but only for five minutes this week. He turned up, vehemently faraged a bit and then disappeared into the Cock & Duck.
by MattOT March 16, 2019
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A very very VERY rich man who enjoys flashing his cash and frequently says "I'm a Farage you can't do that to me"
A man walks up to The Farage and asks if he has any money he can borrow.
The farage then replies of course i have money im a farage, we are brought up in wealth. how much do you want £1000, £2000 or would you prefer it in caviar?

by Professor Popadom March 02, 2007
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A sex act similar to the act of roughage, but passive, and involving bank clerks.
M'lud, the prosecution will show that the defendant, on the night of December 10th, did indeed engage in an act of farage - and that he was moreover no stranger to the practice of faraging.
by Pipe Downn June 21, 2011
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The foul juice you get at the bottom of a bin, which inevitably drips from the bin bag onto the carpet
ffs there is farage on my slippers
by J*M March 13, 2019
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hey, let's get that farage and kick his ass
by kelly e g February 22, 2008
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To masturbate in an angry and confused way using unconventional stimuli.
Mark's Wife was furious when she caught him having a farage over a picture of Ann Widdecombe.
by A day spent Faraging October 23, 2013
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