If there is ever a fart wind coming from somewhere gassy like a manure factory or Wario, DO NOT LIGHT A MATCH!
by Lucas_JWF January 11, 2009

by Zozothecat December 15, 2011

Describes how fast one leaves an area, usually very quickly, as a fart would dissapate quickly in the wind.
by Vinz Clortho April 08, 2008

noun
1. an undeveloped idea
2. an idea that is not grounded in reality
3. an ill conceived plan that has no chance of coming to fruition
4. something that does not exist in the real, or physical, world
1. an undeveloped idea
2. an idea that is not grounded in reality
3. an ill conceived plan that has no chance of coming to fruition
4. something that does not exist in the real, or physical, world
Geezer: …so this “crypto currency”, as you call it, which doesn’t exist in any physical form, is going to revolutionize the way the world transacts business?
Millennial: Yes…exactly.
Geezer: That’s just a unicorn fart in the wind.
Millennial: Yes…exactly.
Geezer: That’s just a unicorn fart in the wind.
by goose_on_a_roof March 27, 2022

1)A phrase which means to vanish as suddenly as a fart in the wind. 2)A phrase coined by warden Norten when describing how Andy escaped Shawshank.
by incipitsathanas February 21, 2009

Someone who is constantly talking & repeating verbal garbage that comes across as brazen & contrived which also happens to smell like a smelly Fart
Annette was buzzing in everyone's ear about process-flow, productivity numbers and metrics during our weekly "Long Winded Fart-Hole conference call."
by Jimmny Cricket November 08, 2011

by Crgreen January 20, 2017
