3 definitions by Vinz Clortho

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Usually associated with nasty looking foods, such as breakfast buritos, mexican food in general, or even fast food. After consuming these types of foods, you usually have 2 farts to find a toilet before you have a nasty case of the shits.
by Vinz Clortho April 08, 2008
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Your standard issue fart. There are no offending ass juices that escape when you release the noxious gas.
Man, after all those beans I'm glad that was a dry fart.
by Vinz Clortho April 07, 2008
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Describes how fast one leaves an area, usually very quickly, as a fart would dissapate quickly in the wind.
When those cops showed up, he dissapeared like a fart in the wind.
by Vinz Clortho April 08, 2008
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