a place on any local golf course to get drunk with friends and random people. there will usually be a bonfire on the nearest sand pit.
hey, you going to the woods tonight?

that chick bobbled those two guys at the woods
by laaalalala August 13, 2009
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A prison slang for the white inmates.
"Whiteboy, you better get the fuck out of my face and get back in the woods."
by sonuvagun September 13, 2005
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Shortened name for Foxwoods Resort and Casino located in Ledyard, CT. Great place to go when there aint shit to do.
Todd: Yo let's go catch some tail
Dave: Fuck that, lets go to the woods!
by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN April 04, 2005
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often referred to as a woodsie, this north american habitant is known to enjoy beer, cigarettes and women. the woods is also and all around good guy who is well liked by all, cause he is awesome.
the woods is so cool i could buy him a present.
by jick September 07, 2004
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When you are lonely, and cannot find a lover to caress your heavy package, you will find yourself laying your sack of gold, on the corner of a desk, or wooden surface.
As Jerry realized he would never find a lover, he did some good old fashioned wood on wood.
by Horny bus driver December 22, 2015
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A underrated music artist that has released three albums since 2015 and two remasters of his old two albums. Some of his most famous songs are Dr. Sunshine is Dead, Love, me normally, and 6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro/Con). He has a band he calls “the tapeworms” and even used to be branded as Will Wood and the Tapeworms.

He has a movie on Amazon Prime called “The Real Will Wood” where he goes on about his life and how he got to where he is today, plus songs in the studio.

Will Wood also had a canceled ARG about a fake university called Marybell University, and it even has its own fake website, acting like a real university.
Person A: have you heard of The Normal Album by Will Wood?

Person B: yeah, i liked Suburbia Overtune the best.
by Millie roles a 7 February 14, 2021
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