the woods

a place on any local golf course to get drunk with friends and random people. there will usually be a bonfire on the nearest sand pit.

hey, you going to the woods tonight?

that chick bobbled those two guys at the woods

by laaalalala August 14, 2009

the woods

A prison slang for the white inmates.

"Whiteboy, you better get the fuck out of my face and get back in the woods."

by sonuvagun September 13, 2005

the woods

Shortened name for Foxwoods Resort and Casino located in Ledyard, CT. Great place to go when there aint shit to do.

Todd: Yo let's go catch some tail
Dave: Fuck that, lets go to the woods!

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN April 5, 2005

the woods

often referred to as a woodsie, this north american habitant is known to enjoy beer, cigarettes and women. the woods is also and all around good guy who is well liked by all, cause he is awesome.

the woods is so cool i could buy him a present.

by jick September 7, 2004

the woods

the place where i smoke alotta weed

painted woods

by smigel March 30, 2004

Wood on Wood

When knocking on wood doesn’t provide enough good luck for your situation, so you smack your dick (when erect) against the tree to ensure even more good luck.

Person 1: Yeah I think I did pretty good on that test, knock on wood

Person 2: idk dude, you better do wood on wood to make sure.

by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 6, 2021

wood on wood

When you are lonely, and cannot find a lover to caress your heavy package, you will find yourself laying your sack of gold, on the corner of a desk, or wooden surface.

As Jerry realized he would never find a lover, he did some good old fashioned wood on wood.

by Horny bus driver December 22, 2015