Diarrhea Bomb

When you have explosive diarrhea come shooting out of your butt all at once and it makes a huge splash in the toilet that wetx your whole butt.

Ew, don't go in that stall. Someone did a diarrhea bomb and it's all over the place!

by Zozothecat December 11, 2011

A Fart in the wind

Something so useless that it might as well be nothing.

After all the crap you did, your pathetic apology doesn't amount to a fart in the wind.

by Zozothecat December 11, 2011

eggnog fart

An eggnog fart is a fart so rich and fragrant that it’s reminiscent of the Christmas food and beverages you have been consuming in excess. Can precede or follow the traditional Yule toilet log. which is another by-product of Christmas indulgence.

We were opening presents when my grandpa ripped off a big ol eggnog fart and cleared the entire room! He even put the dog to shame!

by Zozothecat December 25, 2019

UD breakup game

An easy way to get dumped by your partner. All you have to do is try a UD definition that describes something to do during sex, and they will dump your stupid ass.

“Did you hear that Julie dumped Chad?”

“Yeah he donkey-punched her and she threw him out of the house. That’s what he gets for playing the UD breakup game.”

by Zozothecat December 18, 2019

Off the bubble

Off the bubble is the opposite of on the bubble. It means you were once in danger, barely holding on, but now you’re out of it and safe.

Steve was thiiis close to losing his job, but then he landed that big sale, so he’s off the bubble for now.

by Zozothecat August 10, 2020

Painted troll fat

Saying this phrase will get you sent to Facebook jail. Source: Personal experience. Refers to: the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and the quest “A Brush With Death” where you enter a painting and fight painted trolls which will drop painted troll fat when killed.

I follow a gibberish page on Facebook and decided to randomly comment “painted troll fat” which got me sent to Facebook jail. I got 3 days for my 3rd offense for equally stupid reasons. Thanks mods!

by Zozothecat July 23, 2021

COVID time warp

A COVID time warp is when you think something was two years ago or more, but it was only last year. Caused by the pandemic, quarantine and lockdown making 2020 feel extra, extra long.

I thought Jack and Jamie got married last year but it was actually 2019. I had a COVID time warp.

by Zozothecat July 23, 2021