An easy way to get dumped by your partner. All you have to do is try a UD definition that describes something to do during sex, and they will dump your stupid ass.
“Did you hear that Julie dumped Chad?”
“Yeah he donkey-punched her and she threw him out of the house. That’s what he gets for playing the UD breakup game.”
“Yeah he donkey-punched her and she threw him out of the house. That’s what he gets for playing the UD breakup game.”
by Zozothecat December 18, 2019
Off the bubble is the opposite of on the bubble. It means you were once in danger, barely holding on, but now you’re out of it and safe.
Steve was thiiis close to losing his job, but then he landed that big sale, so he’s off the bubble for now.
by Zozothecat August 10, 2020
A big biff is when you fall down, mess up on something, get pwned by someone or generally do anything that causes embarrassment.
Person 1: I tripped over my own shoelaces and fell down in front of everybody at school.
Person 2: Yikes, big biff!
Person 2: Yikes, big biff!
by Zozothecat July 07, 2022
When you only like political candidates (or people in general) from your political party of preference, and dislike those from the opposing party.
Freda said she won’t vote for anyone who’s not a Democrat and Brandy, the local SJW, called her a partyist
by Zozothecat March 07, 2020
Pink sauce is this foul, wildly unsafe condiment that some crazy person is selling on Tiktok. The term can refer to this sauce or something equally janky.
Have you tried that stuff that someone is selling on Tiktok?
Pink sauce is absolutely disgusting and totally hazardous to your heatlh.
The mechanic that worked on my car broke the driver’s side window. Pink sauce!
Pink sauce is absolutely disgusting and totally hazardous to your heatlh.
The mechanic that worked on my car broke the driver’s side window. Pink sauce!
by Zozothecat July 22, 2022
A strong stench that surrounds someone whenever you’re near them. Reek clouds can be any combination of smells from smoking, drinking alcohol, not bathing, or from spraying too much cheap perfume.
When you ride public transportation, you run the risk of encountering reek clouds from all types of passengers. The worst reek cloud is a BO/alcohol/smoke combo.
by Zozothecat January 03, 2020
A gymnista is a bitch who’s always at the gym, showing off on the equipment, hitting on hot guys, and making fun of fat people. Gymnistas usually wear high ponytails, sports bras and shorts that barely cover their asses. They hog the best machines and are very snotty to those who they deem inferior.
I couldn’t use the new treadmill today because a gymnista was using it, showing all the Chads she could run at the highest speed.
by Zozothecat January 01, 2020