big biff

A big biff is when you fall down, mess up on something, get pwned by someone or generally do anything that causes embarrassment.

Person 1: I tripped over my own shoelaces and fell down in front of everybody at school.

Person 2: Yikes, big biff!

by Zozothecat July 07, 2022

Corona babies

The massive amount of babies that will be born after the Coronavirus quarantine is over, because of people’s lack of things to do.

Our city’s population doubled in 2021 because of all the corona babies born.

by Zozothecat March 22, 2020

UD breakup game

An easy way to get dumped by your partner. All you have to do is try a UD definition that describes something to do during sex, and they will dump your stupid ass.

“Did you hear that Julie dumped Chad?”

“Yeah he donkey-punched her and she threw him out of the house. That’s what he gets for playing the UD breakup game.”

by Zozothecat December 18, 2019

Yawn water

Yawn water is when you yawn really hard and moisture comes out of your eyes that has no relation to emotion.

“Dude, are you crying?”

“Nah, it’s just yawn water. I’m really tired.”

by Zozothecat January 02, 2020

A Fart in the wind

Something so useless that it might as well be nothing.

After all the crap you did, your pathetic apology doesn't amount to a fart in the wind.

by Zozothecat December 15, 2011

Partyist

When you only like political candidates (or people in general) from your political party of preference, and dislike those from the opposing party.

Freda said she won’t vote for anyone who’s not a Democrat and Brandy, the local SJW, called her a partyist

by Zozothecat March 07, 2020

Painted troll fat

Saying this phrase will get you sent to Facebook jail. Source: Personal experience. Refers to: the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and the quest “A Brush With Death” where you enter a painting and fight painted trolls which will drop painted troll fat when killed.

I follow a gibberish page on Facebook and decided to randomly comment “painted troll fat” which got me sent to Facebook jail. I got 3 days for my 3rd offense for equally stupid reasons. Thanks mods!

by Zozothecat July 22, 2021