Zozothecat's definitions

pink sauce

Pink sauce is this foul, wildly unsafe condiment that some crazy person is selling on Tiktok. The term can refer to this sauce or something equally janky.

Have you tried that stuff that someone is selling on Tiktok?

Pink sauce is absolutely disgusting and totally hazardous to your heatlh.

The mechanic that worked on my car broke the driver’s side window. Pink sauce!

by Zozothecat July 22, 2022

big biff

A big biff is when you fall down, mess up on something, get pwned by someone or generally do anything that causes embarrassment.

Person 1: I tripped over my own shoelaces and fell down in front of everybody at school.

Person 2: Yikes, big biff!

by Zozothecat July 7, 2022

Painted troll fat

Saying this phrase will get you sent to Facebook jail. Source: Personal experience. Refers to: the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and the quest “A Brush With Death” where you enter a painting and fight painted trolls which will drop painted troll fat when killed.

I follow a gibberish page on Facebook and decided to randomly comment “painted troll fat” which got me sent to Facebook jail. I got 3 days for my 3rd offense for equally stupid reasons. Thanks mods!

by Zozothecat July 22, 2021

COVID time warp

A COVID time warp is when you think something was two years ago or more, but it was only last year. Caused by the pandemic, quarantine and lockdown making 2020 feel extra, extra long.

I thought Jack and Jamie got married last year but it was actually 2019. I had a COVID time warp.

by Zozothecat July 22, 2021

Off the bubble

Off the bubble is the opposite of on the bubble. It means you were once in danger, barely holding on, but now you’re out of it and safe.

Steve was thiiis close to losing his job, but then he landed that big sale, so he’s off the bubble for now.

by Zozothecat August 10, 2020

Gym Barbie

A gym regular, usually buff and tan, may or may not contain plastic. Can be found going full-tilt on the cardio machines, giving death glares to people not practicing gym etiquette, and silently mocking those she deems inferior. She may pay them a patronizing, backhanded compliment to complete her day. Tends to date a Chad or a Scott the Snot.

I forgot to wipe off the elliptical and this gym barbie almost decapitated me with her death glare.

by Zozothecat August 10, 2020

Coron

A coron is somebody acting the fool during the whole Coronavirus/quarantine thing. They refuse to social distance, hoard more toilet paper than they could ever use, and are lacking in basic hygiene. Also known as a covidiot

My neighbors are such corons. They have 8000 rolls of toilet paper in their garage and they hug everyone who walks by.

by Zozothecat March 22, 2020