Zozothecat's definitions

UD breakup game

An easy way to get dumped by your partner. All you have to do is try a UD definition that describes something to do during sex, and they will dump your stupid ass.

“Did you hear that Julie dumped Chad?”

“Yeah he donkey-punched her and she threw him out of the house. That’s what he gets for playing the UD breakup game.”

by Zozothecat December 18, 2019

eggnog fart

An eggnog fart is a fart so rich and fragrant that it’s reminiscent of the Christmas food and beverages you have been consuming in excess. Can precede or follow the traditional Yule toilet log. which is another by-product of Christmas indulgence.

We were opening presents when my grandpa ripped off a big ol eggnog fart and cleared the entire room! He even put the dog to shame!

by Zozothecat December 24, 2019

Yule toilet log

The Yule toilet log is not the good-smelling log that goes in your fireplace. This is a foul-smelling turd that people produce after massive Christmas food consumption. The source of Mr. Hanky

After I ate Christmas dinner, I had to go crap a Yule toilet log, which I left so the next person who visits the bathroom can marvel at my creation.

by Zozothecat December 24, 2019

Diarrhea Bomb

When you have explosive diarrhea come shooting out of your butt all at once and it makes a huge splash in the toilet that wetx your whole butt.

Ew, don't go in that stall. Someone did a diarrhea bomb and it's all over the place!

by Zozothecat December 15, 2011

A Fart in the wind

Something so useless that it might as well be nothing.

After all the crap you did, your pathetic apology doesn't amount to a fart in the wind.

by Zozothecat December 15, 2011

schnart

A noise you make to denote amusement, preceding a huge outburst of laughter. Usually made by a violent intake of air through the nose and mouth that makes a reverberating snorting noise.

Friend 1: I just ordered "Charlie Sheen's Recipe for Winning!" off the internet.

Friend 2: *schnart* Bahahahaha! You got scammed!

by Zozothecat July 21, 2011

Chat-creeper

A chat-creeper is someone who starts online dms or convos with you when you’re trying to play a game, etc. They usually start out with small talk & minor questions but if you actually interact with them, they get flirty & thirsty. If you ignore them, they don’t quit but instead will get all butt-hurt & keep asking you why you’re ignoring them. Both these scenarios usually end with them insulting you & you blocking them.

Friend 1: “I can’t even play Words With Friends without some chat-creeper trying to hit on me.”

Friend 2: “Yeah, I get those all the time on Tinder. Why can’t they get a fucking clue?”

by Zozothecat January 1, 2020