Zozothecat's definitions

Yule toilet log

The Yule toilet log is not the good-smelling log that goes in your fireplace. This is a foul-smelling turd that people produce after massive Christmas food consumption. The source of Mr. Hanky

After I ate Christmas dinner, I had to go crap a Yule toilet log, which I left so the next person who visits the bathroom can marvel at my creation.

by Zozothecat December 24, 2019

big biff

A big biff is when you fall down, mess up on something, get pwned by someone or generally do anything that causes embarrassment.

Person 1: I tripped over my own shoelaces and fell down in front of everybody at school.

Person 2: Yikes, big biff!

by Zozothecat July 7, 2022

Painted troll fat

Saying this phrase will get you sent to Facebook jail. Source: Personal experience. Refers to: the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and the quest “A Brush With Death” where you enter a painting and fight painted trolls which will drop painted troll fat when killed.

I follow a gibberish page on Facebook and decided to randomly comment “painted troll fat” which got me sent to Facebook jail. I got 3 days for my 3rd offense for equally stupid reasons. Thanks mods!

by Zozothecat July 22, 2021

A Fart in the wind

Something so useless that it might as well be nothing.

After all the crap you did, your pathetic apology doesn't amount to a fart in the wind.

by Zozothecat December 15, 2011

get a wigging

To get a really bad lecture because you’re in trouble for something. Comes from Wig Snatching

If we don’t get home before dinner, we’re seriously gonna get a wigging from Mama.

by Zozothecat March 6, 2020

Corona babies

The massive amount of babies that will be born after the Coronavirus quarantine is over, because of people’s lack of things to do.

Our city’s population doubled in 2021 because of all the corona babies born.

by Zozothecat March 22, 2020

Gymnista

A gymnista is a bitch who’s always at the gym, showing off on the equipment, hitting on hot guys, and making fun of fat people. Gymnistas usually wear high ponytails, sports bras and shorts that barely cover their asses. They hog the best machines and are very snotty to those who they deem inferior.

I couldn’t use the new treadmill today because a gymnista was using it, showing all the Chads she could run at the highest speed.

by Zozothecat January 1, 2020