Farmering 

The act of being a farmer. Not to be confused with farming which is what farmers do.

John: Hey Steve! Guess what I did this weekend.
Steve: What?
John: Farmering like a boss!

Farmering by grigs August 9, 2012

IQ Farming 

The act of watching Rick and Morty on mute, listening to Despacito, and T-posing all at the same time. This results in your IQ going up by unreasonable amounts, but so much so that if you don't take breaks, you could die.

Intelligent person: stultius quam tibi
Idiot: what did you just say dude?
Intelligent person: Oh sorry, but ever since I started IQ Farming it's been hard to dumb myself enough for inferior idiots like you to understand me
Idiot: This is why you don't have any friends

IQ Farming by Sugondese Nuts69 September 24, 2018

Scat Farming 

The collection of feces for use later in fetishistic scat play. The activity involves visiting areas where people frequently defecate, usually public toilets, with a view to finding unflushed feces. The feces is 'farmed' or collected for later use in scat related sexual activities such as smearing or even consumption. Scat farming may also involve deliberately causing toilets to block or otherwise malfunction. Considered by most in the BDSM scene to be edge play, due in large part to the health risks associated with feces from persons unknown.

The public toilets in the busy train station were one of his most productive scat farming locations.

Scat Farming by Janzz March 3, 2018

Farming IND 

Where people are taken against their will and forced to take experimental drugs.

The drug Lords wanted to test out their new merchandise and used Farming IND to do it.

Farming IND by Too hot too handle 🔥🔥🔥 June 21, 2021

Retard Farming 

Retard farming is the act of collecting government money by housing retards and keeping them in poor living conditions, therefore, saving most of the money collected for yourself.

Retard farming can be done in a variety of different ways; here is one of the more rustic examples:
Step 1: Buy a farm.
Step 2: Collect retards from government programs.
Step 3: Put said retards on farm.
Step 4: Allow them to graze the lands in a retarded stupor.
Step 5: Collect government money and become filthy fucking rich.

Farmer 1: "It's been a tough season for retard farming. I heard Farmer Yimie lost 3 retards last week after one of them went all crazy like in a blinded retard rage and killed the others."

Farmer 2: "Well I heard Farmer Eveland lost his whole stock! They dun' got trapped in the barn while in burnt down. Yep, siree! Them retards dun' been so stupid they couldn't figure out how to open the barn door!"

Retard Farming by Jak Jones September 4, 2011

midget farming 

A celebratory act started in the early 70's by oprah and family, where midgets are hunted, and then corraled into small pens where they are forced to perform circus tricks. This form of entertainment is no longer practiced by oprah, but is still enjoyed by the mentally ill, alcoholics, and wealthy housewives

"Wow the midget farming was incredible last night, those little guys can really dance!"

midget farming by chachaddict April 17, 2009

hog farming 

When a gentleman goes out for the night and has a plan to only chase robust women.

Jack Smith says, "Check out the piggy over their in the corner". Rodger says, "do you mean that 400 pound girl?" Jack Smith says,"Hell yeah buddy. I'm gonna do a little Hog Farming".

hog farming by Joey Bosco September 12, 2016