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Overrated piece of shit song that is played fucking 1000 times a day. The lyrics are about nothing but sex. Many retarded normies dont even know meaning of the lyrics but consider its a best song and get obsessed with it. Despacito is example of modern mainstream trash pop music. First this song had attraction only in spanish speaking countries, but after justin gayber released a cover version, shit got escalated.
"Despacito has been super popular in Spanish speaking countries (and Italy for some reason)
It racked up about a billion views in that time
Then Justin Bieber remixed it and released it as the song hype was fading.
This brought it to the non-Spanish speaking countries and it's now hit #1 in over 40 countries
So even though it "came out of nowhere" in the US/Canada, it's already been a hit in other countries for a while. Macarena did a similar thing when it came out"
by CWProkiller October 19, 2018
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A song ruined by JB and repeated by middle/high school girls that only know one word from it.
#1 Hey, sing Despacito for me.
#2 DESPACITO! da da da duh dah du dah do dee despacito
#1 *Walks away*
by robloxismycity October 03, 2017
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One of the most annoying songs in the history of latin pop. Mainly talking about a guy passing the danger zones of a woman. (Déjame sobrepasar tus zonas de peligro) And that the woman forgets her name (Y que olvides tu apellido)
Not only that but pushing a girl against the wall of a labyrinth, OUCH! (Firmo en las paredes de tu laberinto ) Also, this song annoys 99.9999999999999% of the Hispanic/Latino population. We aren't having sex 24/7/365
Tim: Despacito, blah ke blotty massa mito
Sofia: Do you know what the word mean, guapo?
Tim: No but can I fire on the pars of you lab?
Sofia: Do you mean Firmo en las parades de tu laberinto?
Tim *Faints from confusion of Latias
by Hispanic Chick June 30, 2017
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A piece of shit song that has over 5 billion views. The lyrics are perverted as fuck and approximately 90% of the viewers don’t know what it means because they rather listen to spontaneously and lyrically shitty songs and lose 50% of their IQ points. It is nothing but a song about sex and cancer to your ears.
Aaron: Hey have you every heard of Despacito?

Me: That song by Luis Fonsi ft. Daddy Yankee?

Aaron: Yeah!

Me: Yeah it is cancer to my ears.
by Girls ❤️ shafts May 29, 2018
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Despacito means slowly in spainish. Despacito is also a name of a song written by luis fonsi and daddy yankee ft. Justin bieber
Pasqer de malo despacito- slowly
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