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Fechtering

1. (v): Bringing up esoteric hypothetical situations when everyone else agrees on the conversation point

2. (v): To be obstinate in every way, or simply respond 'nope' to an extremely reasonable suggestion
"Dave was being completely unreasonable, he was totally fechtering me in that conversation"
Fechtering by Joltbot August 29, 2015

veal-fattening pen

A veal fattening pen is a work environment where the employee sits within a cube farm. In addition to the inconvenience of having no privacy in the veal-fattening pen, a whole series of specialized organizational products will now require purchase or you'll have no place to put your gear. i.e. T-pins instead of push-pins and so on. See also: cube farm
It is time to quit your job when the walls come in for your new veal-fattening pen; for by next week you'll be working in a cube farm.

fustering 

to incite arguments by incessant badgering and passive aggressive behavior.
people found his constant fustering of others tiresome and childish
fustering by jack_hammer December 7, 2015

Fostering 

When you simp so hard, you can't end a platonic friendship with your crush.
"I thought Francesca didn't want to be friends with Jacob anymore"
"Nah bro, hes fostering so hard she forgave him"
Fostering by Ben Benkins February 6, 2020

fartening 

something not only fattening but gives you gas as well.
Dude-- eating too much spaghetti can be fartening....
fartening by rustyn January 13, 2008

fattering 

The opposite of flattering.
Can be used to avoid lying when someone asks you if they look fat if said quickly enough.
Girl: Do these pants make me look fat?
Guy: No, it is very fattering.
Girl: Thanks.
fattering by chicky noodles May 24, 2014