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To make billions of money and show off in front of middle-aged white women
Dude, did you watch "Apprentice" last night? Trump was totally Oprah!
by Phalkon October 31, 2004
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Possibly the richest black person alive, man or woman.
Oprah gave away 7 million dollars worth of brand new cars to her audience on her 19th season opener.
by anonymous September 19, 2004
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The woman that brainwashed my mom to stop buying soda. Forever
Chick on oprah: ''And I lost 40 pounds after cutting soda out of my life completley!

My mom: *brainwashed* Must. Stop. Buying. Soda.
by DizzyLizzy January 19, 2007
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1) A god to the Middle-aged Stay at Home White Women tribe, who's word is law to said tribe.
2) Steadman's Sugar Mama
I don't want to stop eating beef, but Oprah mandates it.

"Steadman, get your ass in here and clip my toe nails" said Oprah
by Joe Friday July 06, 2005
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The makers of Grindr, Tindr, and Facebook casino games for people on food stamps, realized they left out overachievers in the eating department. With the new Iphone application Oprah; french fries, chocolate cake, krispy creams, hamburgers, pizza, general tzo pork, and one fat burrito will all compete for your love and attention. You'll be lucky if you don't end up in an all out food orgy. OINK OINK netizens. You shot your mouth off when your friends on Tindr all came down with chlamydia. Now STUFF IT.
Kathy: I was on Tindr and you know what I discovered Cathy. I've been looking for love in all the wrong places.
Cathy: Here try Oprah. If you fail at Tindr, can't score a man on Grindr, don't win any money on Facebook, and got kicked out of Jenny Craig for habitually lying. You can succeed at Oprah.
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by HearMyName July 17, 2018
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To coax an answer or confession out of someone with gentle persuasion, like the talk-show host.
"I didn't want to tell her, but she Oprah'd it out of me."
by The Evil Pop Tart February 27, 2005
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The world's current Sith Lord
Her current apprentices are possibly Dr Phil or that white designer he-bitch she owns, or perhaps even Tom Cruise (hehe midget)

"Watch out or Oprah will fry you with her sith powers"
"Oprah is so Sithy she eats bricks for breakfast (which also explains her weight)"
"Oprah is going to take over the galaxy one day, better not pay out black folks"
by Elmin October 16, 2005
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