cookie of doom

A sweet treat that has been either purpously or accidently dropped on an especially dirty floor and then put back on the serving tray with the others. This may be an act of revenge, or simple laziness.
"Bwahaha check it out that chick is takin a bite outa that cookie of doom "
by chachaddict April 17, 2009
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MTV delusion disorder

Also known as MDD, it causes sufferers 2 enjoy and actually believe that shows about spoiled whores like the hills and super sweet 16 are real and not scripted. The only known cures are blindness, an education, pshyciatric therapy, viagra, maturity, a job, and sushi.
My daughter either has down syndrome or MTV delusion disorder so she is goin 2 da mental institution
by chachaddict April 15, 2009
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mexican dirt kiss

A fetish developed in the northern mexican mountain ranges of salsaholataco, where a mexican man shoves dirt in a females mouth and then recieves oral from her. This is also a rite of passage practiced by males starting at age 5.
Dude, that chick just gave me a mexican dirt kiss It sucked.
by chachaddict April 15, 2009
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tit tickles

An illegal fetish act performed by morbidly obese women who dump insects on sleeping homeless womens breasts. This urge will b experienced at a very early age and cause over eating. Typically the act is performed in large cities and homeless shelters.
"Ugh my mom is so fat she is always talkin bout tit tickles its creepy"
by chachaddict April 15, 2009
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granola gal

A dirty smelly hippie woman who doesn't shave her legs or shower. She has sex with endangered species and eats her own feces. This became a popular way of life during the 60's with stoners and losers.
That's the smelliest hariest girl I've ever seen. She must be a granola gal!
by chachaddict April 15, 2009
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moldy melvin

Traditionally a sexual act where a women licks the mold and dirt from a dirty and unwashed partner. This started in early asia when mold was thought to be a delicacy.
Lisa was wasted last night and gave that homeless man a moldy melvin
by chachaddict April 15, 2009
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dirty rice pudding

A sexual act in which a male mastrubates into a bowl of rice pudding, and then gets sexually aroused as he watches the unknowing individual consume the pudding. This was a popular practice among college students in the 1980's and is still widely done in southerb europe.
"Dude check out tina! She is totally shoveling down that dirty rice pudding that's sick!"
by chachaddict April 18, 2009
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