chachaddict's definitions

mexican dirt salad

Typically a fetish act started in the small mexican coastal village of burritoholafajita where a man shoves dirt in a womens vagina and then has intercourse with her. It is also a rite of passage for the uneducated.

Dude, mexican dirt salad are not as much fun as they sound

by chachaddict April 17, 2009

mexican dirt kiss

A fetish developed in the northern mexican mountain ranges of salsaholataco, where a mexican man shoves dirt in a females mouth and then recieves oral from her. This is also a rite of passage practiced by males starting at age 5.

Dude, that chick just gave me a mexican dirt kiss It sucked.

by chachaddict April 14, 2009

cookie of doom

A sweet treat that has been either purpously or accidently dropped on an especially dirty floor and then put back on the serving tray with the others. This may be an act of revenge, or simple laziness.

"Bwahaha check it out that chick is takin a bite outa that cookie of doom "

by chachaddict April 17, 2009

chalupa muncher

A morbidly obese male or female whose diet consists soley of fried mexican foods. They can be found at fast food chains across the world, or at walmart in the big and tall clothing sections. The lifespan of these individuals is quite low therefore they are considered an endangered species.

Guy 1: hey let's go to taco bell.
Guy 2: hell no that place is gonna be packed with chalupa muncher s

by chachaddict April 17, 2009

granola gal

A dirty smelly hippie woman who doesn't shave her legs or shower. She has sex with endangered species and eats her own feces. This became a popular way of life during the 60's with stoners and losers.

That's the smelliest hariest girl I've ever seen. She must be a granola gal!

by chachaddict April 14, 2009

midget farming

A celebratory act started in the early 70's by oprah and family, where midgets are hunted, and then corraled into small pens where they are forced to perform circus tricks. This form of entertainment is no longer practiced by oprah, but is still enjoyed by the mentally ill, alcoholics, and wealthy housewives

"Wow the midget farming was incredible last night, those little guys can really dance!"

by chachaddict April 17, 2009

dirty rice pudding

A sexual act in which a male mastrubates into a bowl of rice pudding, and then gets sexually aroused as he watches the unknowing individual consume the pudding. This was a popular practice among college students in the 1980's and is still widely done in southerb europe.

"Dude check out tina! She is totally shoveling down that dirty rice pudding that's sick!"

by chachaddict April 18, 2009