mexican dirt salad

Typically a fetish act started in the small mexican coastal village of burritoholafajita where a man shoves dirt in a womens vagina and then has intercourse with her. It is also a rite of passage for the uneducated.
Dude, mexican dirt salad are not as much fun as they sound
by chachaddict April 17, 2009
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sak attack

A common occurence involving drunk young adults, when a young man exposes his testicles which are then attacked by common house pets. It can also refer to an angry women who bites off the testicles of her male partner. Most men die from this.
Dude, my parrot did a total sak attack on me last night, I was so wasted!
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Hey did u hear bout dat girl that's in jail? She pulled a sak attack on her man and he died!
by chachaddict April 15, 2009
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side gangster

A member of a gang who mastrubates on the sides of other members legs without them knowing. This gained popularity in southern california in the past 5 years. They may also mastrubate in2 members hair, ears, nose or hands.
Dude I saw emilio side gangster that new guy.
by chachaddict April 15, 2009
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dirty rice pudding

A sexual act in which a male mastrubates into a bowl of rice pudding, and then gets sexually aroused as he watches the unknowing individual consume the pudding. This was a popular practice among college students in the 1980's and is still widely done in southerb europe.
"Dude check out tina! She is totally shoveling down that dirty rice pudding that's sick!"
by chachaddict April 18, 2009
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moldy melvin

Traditionally a sexual act where a women licks the mold and dirt from a dirty and unwashed partner. This started in early asia when mold was thought to be a delicacy.
Lisa was wasted last night and gave that homeless man a moldy melvin
by chachaddict April 15, 2009
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tit tickles

An illegal fetish act performed by morbidly obese women who dump insects on sleeping homeless womens breasts. This urge will b experienced at a very early age and cause over eating. Typically the act is performed in large cities and homeless shelters.
"Ugh my mom is so fat she is always talkin bout tit tickles its creepy"
by chachaddict April 15, 2009
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granola gal

A dirty smelly hippie woman who doesn't shave her legs or shower. She has sex with endangered species and eats her own feces. This became a popular way of life during the 60's with stoners and losers.
That's the smelliest hariest girl I've ever seen. She must be a granola gal!
by chachaddict April 15, 2009
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