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His texts had her laughing so hard she farffed.
by OldMidget August 30, 2015
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Farfando

The act of farting discretely.
Ex1: Guy 1:Dude I just made a Farfando.
guy 2: Get out of my car!

Ex2: Did you just make a farfando?
by marmando October 20, 2012
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faffing about

Wasting time, doing nothing in particular. Also, can mean finding idle tasks to do while wasting time.

Comparable to dilly-dallying.
I'm just faffing about until lunch time.

_or_

- What are you doing there, working?
- Nah, I'm just faffing about.
by eydryan September 20, 2011
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Faffery

'She was mastering the art of faffery in that lesson.'
by Meadhbh January 4, 2008
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faff

Verb.
1. to waste time doing nothing. 2. to waste time doing stupid things 3. to delay, dilly-dally, especially before leaving the house to be on time somewhere.
Example 1: "I didn't do anything on Sunday; I just faffed around the house."

Example 2:
Person 1: "I can't decided between these 2 jackets to wear to the movies. Which one? Where is my black hat? Oh wait, let me get my phone. Do you know where I put it? Oh and did you feed the cat dinner? Maybe I can just check email really quick right now; we have time."
Person 2: "Stop your faffing. We have to leave now or we won't make it."

Example 3:
"He faffed around on the internet for so long that he was almost an hour late meeting us at the bar."
by Amy Lapierre October 12, 2005
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faffin

Karl Pilkington explained to Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant that travel to foreign lands was a lot o faffin, because you have to get injections just to keep yourself alive during the visit.
by jigsawtooth February 21, 2010
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Farfour

Farfour is an arabic term used to describe a person who leads a 'soft' life.

The farfour does not like sand, that is yucky, nor do they like yucky things. Such as: Poor people, old cars, anything that is not a blackberry, oil, dirt, non-designer clothing, chicken on the bone, unsliced vegtables, taxis, heat, cold.

The farfour has undergone great development, but, he/she is still in denial.
Waiter: So you would like the chicken?
Farfour: Yes, BUT, make sure that it has been soaked in chardonnay 12 times and that its owner drives a BMW, otherwise....ewwwy"

Oh my god, look at that farfoura, she brought her own plank of wood to the beach, she doesnt like sand ewwwwy"
by campusfyffe May 10, 2010
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