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Farfando 

The act of farting discretely.
Ex1: Guy 1:Dude I just made a Farfando.
guy 2: Get out of my car!

Ex2: Did you just make a farfando?
Farfando by marmando October 20, 2012
Words you can keep

farfanoogin

A person who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubble
Pedro is a shit eating farfanoogin.
farfanoogin by Tom Thumb May 30, 2006

Farfendoogan 

How are you?
I'm farfendoogan.
Farfendoogan by Penguin_13_ June 15, 2016

Farfanoogan 

A long story dealing with a myth or a legend. A fable or a piece of scripture that is beyond belief.
That farfanoogan was about quitting smoking.
Farfanoogan by Rahmanraheem November 9, 2018

farandos  

When several male workmates engage in a game of "Farandos cum party". This is where they line up and take turns cock slapping one unfortunate colleague who is known as the 'farandos'. The winner is the last person to cum on his face. The loser, as a penalty, must "clear up the mess" with his tongue.
Fancy a farandos after work?

Lets force the new guy to a farandos!
farandos by Nick12234 December 12, 2006

Farfanoogin

Farfanoogin is the way a moron pronounces Fahrvergnügen, a German neologism meaning "driving enjoyment." It is often parodied or used when the speaker does not speak German, but wants to use a German word.
Moron: "Did you see that German guy? He's a real farfanoogin if you no what I mean."
Normal person: "I don't even know who you are. Why are you in my house?"
Farfanoogin by Myhandlewastaken November 9, 2018

farfanoogin

farfanoogin is a meaning for a swear but u dont wanna say a bad word--or either a dumb word u say to make people piss there selves
GOD DAMMNIT FARFANOOGIN! or---farfa--FARFANOOGIN far-FARFANOOGIN farf-FARFANSKDJG
farfanoogin by Jaime January 8, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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