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When one is unable to complete their preassigned tasks or arrangements due to excessive drug use. The faffin will increase as the duration of sleep deprivation increases also. Therefore productivity is at an all time low to the point where it is common to see one palming thy forhead in an aggressive manner. It is certainly not a desirable outcome for a bender none the less it is inevitable.
That cunts faffin up a storm!
Faffin by Faffinatress January 4, 2020

faffin about

Messing around or doing something your not supposed to,usually used by British people.
stop faffin about you idiots and get back to work
faffin about by Pssh Im MLG July 10, 2014

faffing about

Wasting time, doing nothing in particular. Also, can mean finding idle tasks to do while wasting time.

Comparable to dilly-dallying.
I'm just faffing about until lunch time.

_or_

- What are you doing there, working?
- Nah, I'm just faffing about.
faffing about by eydryan September 20, 2011
To touch yourself or someone else in a way that could be deemed innapropriate sexually.
"Watch out for that Neil bloke he's a bit of a cock feffing rapist!"

"His hand were in his pockets and he was clearly feffing himself."
Feffing by Boneyemski September 30, 2009
Like yiffing but with frogsonas instead:
The act of froggy fun ranging from sexual interactions to erotic experiences.
A frogsona is used within the experiences. (a persona which the person is a frog related)
Guy1 - "You aren't into yiffing are you?"

Guy2 - "Nah man i'm into fiffing."

faffing around 

Hey, stop faffing around, and get back to work.
faffing around by loafing October 31, 2013
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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