A duck or any plump fowl wrapped in saran/plastic wrap, tight enough to hold them still but not hurt them at all, none of the wrap affects their breathing or walking.

Done for the purposes of none.

"That duck sure is a fafflequag"

"Look there its a fafflequag"

Fafflequag by MarcelM February 10, 2008

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faffled

A combination of "friggen" and "baffled".

I just don't get it...I'm completely faffled!

faffled by Jenn Gren December 23, 2008

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fraffled

A vagina which has been pounded into its now droopy shape.

Somebody ran some laps on that vagina, it's fraffled up.

fraffled by mooneyedlion January 10, 2015

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Faffle

To make a massive situation out of something

Why are you making a huge faffle about me going out with my mates?

Faffle by EmvcXx December 3, 2016

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Faffle

incredibly attractive and nice female

Pace asked if Tiffany would be his baby faffle cakes.

(she said yes)

Faffle by babyfafflecakes December 24, 2008

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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