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Another term for hair that grows around the anus.
I was pretty sure that the chef didn't like me because I found farf in my soup.
by Marc April 25, 2005
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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The act of farting and barfing at the same time. Often done after a night of drinking and eating bad enchiladas.
We stopped by Whiskey Pete's on the way back to California from Las Vegas. The buffet was so bad, I had to pull over on the side of the road and farf like a mofo.
by Paul Bizzle February 15, 2007
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The absolute greatest guy around
"Wow, I sure am lucky to have the Farf as my friend. What an amazing guy he is."
by The Farf April 10, 2020
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When you fart and barf simultaneously, thus farf.
Scenario: *you are at the salon. A lady with a β€˜can I speak to the manager’ haircut storms toward you. Her name is most likely Karen or Susan.
Karen: Can I speak to the manager?!
Britney: No Karen, how dare you have the audacity to ask that? I have been busy farfing you selfish whore.
Karen: Go take your gastroenteritis infected arse elsewhere!
Britney: *farfs*
Karen: you farfing whore!
*Stage black out*
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by Anonymous #125 August 23, 2019
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A short way of writing "Funny as Rare Fungus"
Karl: I threw up today!
Matt: Haha, that's FARF!
by kdawgnmann September 02, 2009
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