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When a girl is so attractive a man is unable to deny the urge to fap

Man that girl is so fapular I'm going to have to take five in the bathroom

fapular by AMOTION March 21, 2014

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Fapulate

An act of jerking up and down or side to side

Hey kids, watch me fapulate.

Fapulate by lazydbird June 18, 2021

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Fapulating Device

An item that is being fapulated or has been fapulated recently

Hey kids, watch me fapulate my fapulating device.

Fapulating Device by lazydbird June 19, 2021

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fapuary

The month of February, where one spends time alone fapping instead of getting girls, especially on February 14th.

Person: I'm gonna masturbate during fapuary, who cares about girls?

fapuary by AlexSpanker February 7, 2018

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count fapula

1. one who faps to girls while they sleep; a Count Fapula is characterized by bags under the eyes

2. a lecherous sub-human that faps by night, stealing precious l'eau de fap from victims

"Say, Suzanne, what's all this ectoplasmic goo on my sleeping bag?"

"Well Suzanne, it looks like you got a little visit from a Count Fapula"

count fapula by Sr.Crumplecakes October 25, 2009

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fabularse

a combination of "fabulous" and "arse" used to describe something very ridiculous yet fun to look at or watch. Also known as eye candy.

"Dude, I picked up Transformers 2 at the store today!"

"That movie is fabularse."

fabularse by Trogador October 25, 2009

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Fagular

Adj. Pejorative. Something that is gay, or homosexual in nature.

Do you see the fagular way his wrists limp?

Don't give me your fagular speech about gay rights!

Fagular by yodawgg February 26, 2015

briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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