fapular

When a girl is so attractive a man is unable to deny the urge to fap

Man that girl is so fapular I'm going to have to take five in the bathroom

by AMOTION March 21, 2014

Fapulate

An act of jerking up and down or side to side

Hey kids, watch me fapulate.

by lazydbird June 18, 2021

Fapulating Device

An item that is being fapulated or has been fapulated recently

Hey kids, watch me fapulate my fapulating device.

by lazydbird June 19, 2021

fapuary

The month of February, where one spends time alone fapping instead of getting girls, especially on February 14th.

Person: I'm gonna masturbate during fapuary, who cares about girls?

by AlexSpanker February 7, 2018

count fapula

1. one who faps to girls while they sleep; a Count Fapula is characterized by bags under the eyes

2. a lecherous sub-human that faps by night, stealing precious l'eau de fap from victims

"Say, Suzanne, what's all this ectoplasmic goo on my sleeping bag?"

"Well Suzanne, it looks like you got a little visit from a Count Fapula"

by Sr.Crumplecakes October 25, 2009

fabularse

a combination of "fabulous" and "arse" used to describe something very ridiculous yet fun to look at or watch. Also known as eye candy.

"Dude, I picked up Transformers 2 at the store today!"

"That movie is fabularse."

by Trogador October 25, 2009

Fagular

Adj. Pejorative. Something that is gay, or homosexual in nature.

Do you see the fagular way his wrists limp?

Don't give me your fagular speech about gay rights!

by yodawgg February 26, 2015