fapuary

The month of February, where one spends time alone fapping instead of getting girls, especially on February 14th.

Person: I'm gonna masturbate during fapuary, who cares about girls?

by AlexSpanker February 7, 2018

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Fapruary

Fapruary is a national, month long event in which people fap everyday in the month of February.

Person #1>Hey man, no fap november is really killing me...
Person #2>Yeah, I can wait till fapruary!

by I Tai I November 13, 2011

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A location in which one may fap freely, without inhibition. In the Faptuary, the senses of panic, strife, and time do not exist. Only in a Faptuary may one fully savor his experience, as no impeditory outside influence may enter.

Guy 1: You looking forward to finals being over?

Guy 2: No way, broseph, going home for the holidays sucks. I have my own little Faptuary in my dorm room.

by JFIWW December 16, 2010

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Fanuary

The renamed month of January where women let their fannies grow freely to raise money for gynaecological cancers. With the catchphrase "Wax is Wak, Bring Muff Back", Fanuary is similar in concept to Movember.
Fanuary was created by myjobspace.co.nz to raise money for the Women for Women charitable trust.
For more information see www.fanuary.co.nz

Jane's boyfriend left her after she decided to take part in Fanuary.

by Catherine J January 14, 2008

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fanuary

The female alternative to Movember

"Care to support your local charity?"

"Sure, how?"

"Oh you know just let your hair down, Fanuary; let it go, let it grow"

by Short and Curly February 16, 2009

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FAPruary

FAPruary is the whole month of february, which a lot of guys celebrate by beating off and having a FAPruary-gasm the same numer of times as the numer of the day - requires a jo-bud on leap-year.

Matt and I are celebrating Fapruary, and my dick is already getting sore!

by USAF Cadet February 4, 2021

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