Fapula

verb - For a person to intake sexual pleasure from masturbating with a spatula.

Past Tense: Fapulad
Present Tense: Fapulaing

Red - "Oh man, when I get home, I'm gonna have a good fapula."
Connor - "Can I join? I haven't been fapualing recently."

by warchihiro March 27, 2015

fapula

When one jerks off with a spatula.

Person 1: Hey bro have you had a fapula yet?
Person 2: Gross dude i'm not spongebob.

by mmjkx March 27, 2015

count fapula

1. one who faps to girls while they sleep; a Count Fapula is characterized by bags under the eyes

2. a lecherous sub-human that faps by night, stealing precious l'eau de fap from victims

"Say, Suzanne, what's all this ectoplasmic goo on my sleeping bag?"

"Well Suzanne, it looks like you got a little visit from a Count Fapula"

by Sr.Crumplecakes October 25, 2009

Count Fapula

When you empty a full box of count chocula in to a womens ass hole then cum in her asshole like its milk, after that you have her shit it out and BAM you have ceareal with milk.

Dude I totally got Count Fapula from my girl last night.

by EuL0Gy December 08, 2008