1. one who faps to girls while they sleep; a Count Fapula is characterized by bags under the eyes

2. a lecherous sub-human that faps by night, stealing precious l'eau de fap from victims

"Say, Suzanne, what's all this ectoplasmic goo on my sleeping bag?"

"Well Suzanne, it looks like you got a little visit from a Count Fapula"

count fapula by Sr.Crumplecakes October 25, 2009

Count Fapula

When you empty a full box of count chocula in to a womens ass hole then cum in her asshole like its milk, after that you have her shit it out and BAM you have ceareal with milk.

Dude I totally got Count Fapula from my girl last night.

Count Fapula by EuL0Gy December 17, 2008

Fapulate

An act of jerking up and down or side to side

Hey kids, watch me fapulate.

Fapulate by lazydbird June 18, 2021

Fapulating Device

An item that is being fapulated or has been fapulated recently

Hey kids, watch me fapulate my fapulating device.

Fapulating Device by lazydbird June 19, 2021

fapplause

(n) the clap-like sound one makes while masturbating to good porn.

the slapping, near-clap sound that is made by the hand slapping one's inner thigh while masturbating.

Fapplaud (v),

Pee-wee Herman's public fapplause was seen as innapropriate to most people.

fapplause by Martin Fitzgerald Finkle May 6, 2011

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026