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faptastical 

Something that is so amazing that requires you to fap.
Wow, that was faptastical!
faptastical by Bobiomestacualr August 1, 2005
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faptastic 

Said when you see a hot girl (or even just a picture) that makes you want to drop and unload. Can also be used as an adjective for a hot girl. Also see fap.
Oh. My. God. She is so faptastic!
faptastic by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

faptastic 

When someone finds something on the internet that is easy to masturbate to.
George: I just found some awesome lesbian porn site!
Me: Thats faptastic!
faptastic by Bryce T April 16, 2008

fantasticate 

verb trans. rare

1. To make something overimaginative or fantastic.

2. To do a fantastic job masturbating.
1. BOBBY: I do not think I have fantasticated these accounts.

2. BOBBY: hey Suzie Q...
SUZIE: yeah Bobby?
BOBBY: last night I thought about you naked, so I decided to fantasticate.
SUZIE: oh...
fantasticate by caitlin Perry January 15, 2008

pseudologia fantastica 

A psychological condition, otherwise known as pathological or compulsive lying, in which the sufferer habitually lies. The lies are caused by an internal need to lie, not environmental or social factors. Unlike in psychotic or delusional disorders, people with this condition can recognize they are lying, though they may be unwilling to do it, leading to anger, confusion, and (in some cases) violence following confrontation.
My friend has a terrible case of pseudologia fantastica. She says she's had ten different kinds of cancers, but she's never even been inside a hospital.

funtastical 

Something extraordinarily enjoyable. that makes the one experiencing it feel all warm and gooey inside. some times exiting, sometimes its peaceful. Funtastical comes in many forms
Boy: wyd
Girl: spinning in a chair
Boy:sounds Funtastical :D
funtastical by rickytavvy October 13, 2013

Faptastic 

Describing anything or anyone that is attractive enough to fap to.
Dude, Jessica Alba is so Faptastic!
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Failure Shower 

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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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