faptasize

FAPTASIZE/FAPTASIZING

The act of fapping and/or schlicking while fantasizing about something particularly sexy.

I faptasized on my bed this morning while I fingered my wet pussy with some makeup brushes. I came buckets! :)

by NeilPoonHandler November 3, 2012

fontasize

When you slip into a daydream whilst reading and start thinking of a font you really like.

"Ted, have you seen the scissors? Ted? Teddy...? Ted! Are you even listening??"

"They'll be somewhere", replied Ted unable to do anything. Book covering exotic jams held firmly in both hands, he had started to fontasize heavily over Helvetica.

by F reshleaf April 16, 2022

Faptized

When a man jacks off on a girl then deems her reborn.

Guy.. "hey man you know gina?

Friend.. "ya I know that girl what about her?"
Guy.. "Dude i totally Faptized her face last night"
Friend.. "for real?"
Guy.. "Hell Ya!"

by Savage Sammich October 13, 2010

fantasize

To imagine sexual things about someone. The fantasy is usually as detailed as possible.

I can't help but fantasize about Jeanie! She's just so hard!

by so pro February 25, 2011

yoga fantasies

Having sexual fantasies about colleagues in work, often more senior colleagues than you, imagining them in yoga positions. When you are least expecting it, these fantasises pop into your head when you are near them.

Tiffany: I was just sitting opposite Jamie, talking about the HPM, and all I could think about was him downward dogging me
Brad: Still getting those yoga fantasies about him then?

by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016

FATASIES

1. the act of thinking of an obese person in a sexual manner..

2. dirty filthy sexual fantasies of a really fat person

Chelsea was lying in bed alone having fatasies of softy....

Billy saw the girl of his fatasies while passing Lane bryant

by softzirra January 6, 2011

fantasize

to imagine something that wants to happen

they sometimes fantasize the destruction of the world

by idkwhattoputheresothisiswhat November 10, 2013