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yoga fantasies

Having sexual fantasies about colleagues in work, often more senior colleagues than you, imagining them in yoga positions. When you are least expecting it, these fantasises pop into your head when you are near them.
Tiffany: I was just sitting opposite Jamie, talking about the HPM, and all I could think about was him downward dogging me
Brad: Still getting those yoga fantasies about him then?
yoga fantasies by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016

Fatasism 

The use of an object (doughnuts, ice cream, cookies, etc) to encourage a person to move their body at a greater intensity; particularly in running.
Person1: When people don’t run or workout hard enough I make them chase a doughnut to go faster.
Person2: What is that called?
Person1: Fatasism.
Fatasism by Honeysweet May 29, 2020

girls with fatasses 

YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....THAT ASS IS THICKER THAN A BOWL OF OATMEAL.
AJ: Damn i love girls with fatasses
Kassandra: Yeah i got one
AJ: I know
girls with fatasses by THATGUYAJ February 15, 2018

soft fantasies 

a game made by a lovely person and is a good vn. Has fat people. Has skinny people. It has Jim. It has Pi. You can become as fat as pi or as buff as shaun. maybe even fatter or have more muscle or both you never know.
wanna watch me play soft fantasies?
sure man. love vn games.

Lumberjack Fantasies 

Fantasiers everyone should have/Fantasies everybody has. Its the groud floor of every phedophile in the world.
"I had so much cum on my face because of lumberjack fantasies"
Lumberjack Fantasies by Odden March 24, 2017

shedinja's fantasies 

a term used at the middle east. when someone has the weirdest fantasies to ever exist and is known as a shedinja.
rafael: wtf khaled why do you love looking at nisemonogatari and saying its a good show, thats why we call you a shedinja. or perhaps a shedinja's fantasies
khaled: stfu ok, i support saddam hussein what do you expect.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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