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Super-cool and self-assured, "Jeanie"s actually enjoy that statistically speaking, they don't even fall in the top THOUSAND of popular baby names in the last half-century. Her name (ONE "n", ONE "i", thank you) is not the only thing that sets her apart. She can spot a poser from a mile away, and subsequently cut them down with her signature thousand-yard stare. Friendly and cultured, but word to the wise - do NOT cross her.
"Jeanie? As in, 'I Dream of...?' Can you grant me three wishes?"

"Ha ha, good one. First time I've heard that! TODAY."
by The Jean Jeanie February 02, 2010
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Feb 26 Word of the Day
Commonly used in text messages or social media as a short form for Very Sound Advice.
Mate 1: Hey, I'd be careful risking all that money on one bet. Only risk what you can afford to lose.
Mate 2: Thanks. VSA
by Sexucator February 08, 2021
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The greatest friend you will ever have. They are extremely chill and you will feel comfortable enough to say anything around one. Jeanies are super sweet and are always there for you, but never cross a Jeanie. A Jeanie will fuck you up before you even realize what's going on. Nonetheless you will always love your Jeanie.
Damn that girl is a total Jeanie!
Yeah I heard she's hella lit
by myfacebrown November 05, 2018
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A Mexicanese Goddess whose which beauty is undescribable with words and can only be explained with a wide-eyed open-mouthed drooling facial expression.
A Comatose in which the subject is rendered immobile due to the overwhelming beauty of this "Jeanie"
by William June 19, 2006
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acts quiet but knows alot, will surprise yo dum ass, do nut tempt her periodt!
Jeanie can be nice , but when it's time to throw down you'll forget u even said a word to that girl.
by hello america September 25, 2018
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Jeanie is a girl that is talented, smart, kind and caring. She loves to be around her friends and can be protective. Jeanie is usually friends with (Mireille) and (Kia).
Jeanie doesn’t grant wishes, she crushes them.
She is a big (sore loser) but everyone still loves her.
Everyone wants a Jeanie in their life so you would be very lucky to find one.
Woah, Jeanie is not that skinny she’s actually quite biiig! Joke I love her
by Mireille lee October 23, 2018
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Someone who goes to a ski resort wearing jeans just to say they were up there ussualy hang in an arcade trying to hit on ski girls
That kids a Jeanie I bet he can't even snowboard
by Poolov Uriene January 26, 2009
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