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faptize

(faptizing; past tense: faptised; past participle: faptism) - to administer a cum-baptism to (someone). commonly referred to as to "praising the Load". Usually practiced by semen-sprinkling of the forehead, but also by dunking someone into a bowl of fresh, uncongealed semen. To indoctrinate a person into the Church of Man-love through faptism. To cleanse, purify using one's juices.
The dentist's office was nearly empty, so he proceeded to faptize the cover of this month's Reader's Digest.
by dan.thedongle February 27, 2022
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Faptized

When a man jacks off on a girl then deems her reborn.
Guy.. "hey man you know gina?

Friend.. "ya I know that girl what about her?"
Guy.. "Dude i totally Faptized her face last night"
Friend.. "for real?"
Guy.. "Hell Ya!"
by Savage Sammich October 13, 2010
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Faptime Folder

The folder on a computer that someone uses to store all their porn.
My internet got shut off so I had to dig through my faptime folder to find something to masturbate too.
by Stevile September 4, 2011
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national fatizee day

celebrating the influence Fatizee has in the Hertfordshire region. (5th October). wear your sunglasses proud for Fatizee day!
Are you wearing your sunglasses for national Fatizee day?
by vrillywilly October 3, 2022
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fapitzed

Yiddish for "all dolled up." Can be used to mean "looking your best" or "dressed to kill." You use this word when you are trying to say that you put effort into your appearance to make sure you look good.
I'm all fapitzed with no where to go.
Is this too fapitzed for that birthday party?
by crownroyal July 24, 2010
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Fapsize

To masturbate so vigorously that one loses one's balance. A portmanteau of fap and capsize.
Man I was polishing the wedding tackle in the shower and just when i was about to chuck the muck I fapsized! Almost killed myself!
by Vec September 19, 2012
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Faptive

When one is held captive in the restroom after masturbating because there is no way of cleaning up the semen.
Sorry for taking so long in the bathroom, I was held faptive.
by thesavagebreast June 19, 2014
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