(faptizing; past tense: faptised; past participle: faptism) - to administer a cum-baptism to (someone). commonly referred to as to "praising the Load". Usually practiced by semen-sprinkling of the forehead, but also by dunking someone into a bowl of fresh, uncongealed semen. To indoctrinate a person into the Church of Man-love through faptism. To cleanse, purify using one's juices.
The dentist's office was nearly empty, so he proceeded to faptize the cover of this month's Reader's Digest.
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My internet got shut off so I had to dig through my faptime folder to find something to masturbate too.
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