faptize

(faptizing; past tense: faptised; past participle: faptism) - to administer a cum-baptism to (someone). commonly referred to as to "praising the Load". Usually practiced by semen-sprinkling of the forehead, but also by dunking someone into a bowl of fresh, uncongealed semen. To indoctrinate a person into the Church of Man-love through faptism. To cleanse, purify using one's juices.

The dentist's office was nearly empty, so he proceeded to faptize the cover of this month's Reader's Digest.

faptize by dan.thedongle February 27, 2022

Faptized 

When a man jacks off on a girl then deems her reborn.

Guy.. "hey man you know gina?

Friend.. "ya I know that girl what about her?"
Guy.. "Dude i totally Faptized her face last night"
Friend.. "for real?"
Guy.. "Hell Ya!"

Faptized by Savage Sammich October 13, 2010

Faptime Folder 

The folder on a computer that someone uses to store all their porn.

My internet got shut off so I had to dig through my faptime folder to find something to masturbate too.

Faptime Folder by Stevile September 4, 2011

national fatizee day 

celebrating the influence Fatizee has in the Hertfordshire region. (5th October). wear your sunglasses proud for Fatizee day!

Are you wearing your sunglasses for national Fatizee day?

national fatizee day by vrillywilly October 3, 2022

fapitzed

Yiddish for "all dolled up." Can be used to mean "looking your best" or "dressed to kill." You use this word when you are trying to say that you put effort into your appearance to make sure you look good.

I'm all fapitzed with no where to go.
Is this too fapitzed for that birthday party?

fapitzed by crownroyal July 24, 2010

Fapsize 

To masturbate so vigorously that one loses one's balance. A portmanteau of fap and capsize.

Man I was polishing the wedding tackle in the shower and just when i was about to chuck the muck I fapsized! Almost killed myself!

Fapsize by Vec September 19, 2012

Faptive 

When one is held captive in the restroom after masturbating because there is no way of cleaning up the semen.

Sorry for taking so long in the bathroom, I was held faptive.

Faptive by thesavagebreast June 19, 2014