Fapsize

To masturbate so vigorously that one loses one's balance. A portmanteau of fap and capsize.

Man I was polishing the wedding tackle in the shower and just when i was about to chuck the muck I fapsized! Almost killed myself!

by Vec September 19, 2012

Faptized

When a man jacks off on a girl then deems her reborn.

Guy.. "hey man you know gina?

Friend.. "ya I know that girl what about her?"
Guy.. "Dude i totally Faptized her face last night"
Friend.. "for real?"
Guy.. "Hell Ya!"

by Savage Sammich October 13, 2010

Flapsize

A play on the word "cap-size", to flapsize a woman, is to prevent her from advancing with a man. It is the female equivalent to "cock-block"

Why don't you go over there and flapsize your sister by threatening that guy she has a crush on!

by VisexXEvans April 20, 2010

faptize

(faptizing; past tense: faptised; past participle: faptism) - to administer a cum-baptism to (someone). commonly referred to as to "praising the Load". Usually practiced by semen-sprinkling of the forehead, but also by dunking someone into a bowl of fresh, uncongealed semen. To indoctrinate a person into the Church of Man-love through faptism. To cleanse, purify using one's juices.

The dentist's office was nearly empty, so he proceeded to faptize the cover of this month's Reader's Digest.

by dan.thedongle February 27, 2022