ChiefPoof's definitions

Purple Violets

Rank sweets that can be crushed and used to rim with when cottaging.

You fancy some rimming?
Yeeeeees, pass me some purple violets and I will crush them ready. You go get the bleach

by ChiefPoof September 2, 2016

cheesypooferella

A girl who loves cheesy poofs. Reacts hysterically when she sees them and gets anxious when she can't find her next fix.
Often seen on buses, clutching bags of them

Stephen: Who is that cheesypooferella, with all that sass?
Andy: Yeah, she works in my team. You should meet her, she's a #rockstar
Stephen: Send her to my room

by ChiefPoof August 12, 2016

fuddlemuck

When your brain is so frazzled, you forget everything, mix letters and words around. Like muddlefuck, but fuddlemucked

Chandler: My brain is fuddlemucked

Helen:Yep. Mine too.

Chandler: I love sitting next to you though.

Helen 😳

by ChiefPoof August 9, 2016

Snow Brain

A complete and utter mush of your brain as soon as you see snow falling. Full effect happens when at least 2 inches of the white stuff is on the ground and you can play. Snow brain takes over all thoughts and ensures you forget everything you should be doing and forces you to get excited about rolling about in it. Often affects children and diminishes as you get older, but not always. Often affects men more than women. Women equivalent is baby brain.

Look! Look!! It's snowing!!! I'm so excited!!! I can't think of a thing else! I have to go! I have snow brain!

by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016

rainbow shit

When you have been in such a happy mood for longer than three weeks, that it affects your shit - turning it into a wonderful display of happiness as it is pooped out. Can be put on display. The multicoloured shit is often in the order of the rainbow if the happiness is genuine and if the colours are out of order, there is an underlying issue of mania which can be diagnosed by slicing the shit horizontally.

Dudette 1: I love what you have done with your bathroom
Dudette 2: you do? Thanks. I have been on such a high this last month I knew I was due some rainbow shit
Dudette 1: but how did you get that pattern?
Dudette 2: I just ate a fucking hot curry one night and in the morning: tada!.....rainbow walls!

by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016

Yankee candle and chill

Like Netflix and chill, but when you want to make love instead of fuck

Dude: hey baby. What me to come over to watch some Netflix and chill later?
Bae: yeah sure, but I need to feel close to you, can we Yankee candle and chill instead?

by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016

triple hashtag wanker

A specific type of wanker who constantly uses three hashtags in every Twitter post.

I just can't read Andy's posts. He is a totally a triple hashtag wanker. #completely #a #wanker

by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016