Purple Violets

Rank sweets that can be crushed and used to rim with when cottaging.
You fancy some rimming?
Yeeeeees, pass me some purple violets and I will crush them ready. You go get the bleach
by ChiefPoof September 02, 2016
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pedigree wretch

The sound you make when you eat dog food, often being tricked into doing so.
I think I have just pissed my pants, you have just eaten a jelly bean made out of dog food and that was some pedigree wretch.
by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016
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airline seat emoji

The most pointless emoji ever created. What wanker uses an emoji of an airline seat?
Jonny: 💺
Jeanie: What's that?
Jonny: an airline seat emoji
Jeanie: you are a wanker, Jonny
by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016
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Fluffle-up-agus

A cute and cuddly flufferer.

While you are waiting naked to get on set for your next porn session, you can call for the fluffle-up-agus and they will come and keep you warm as well as gently wank you off.
Brad: I need to get up, I am back on in a minute
Tiff: Do you want to borrow my monkey?
Brad: No, its ok. My fluffle-up-agus is cumming over
by ChiefPoof May 30, 2016
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yoga fantasies

Having sexual fantasies about colleagues in work, often more senior colleagues than you, imagining them in yoga positions. When you are least expecting it, these fantasises pop into your head when you are near them.
Tiffany: I was just sitting opposite Jamie, talking about the HPM, and all I could think about was him downward dogging me
Brad: Still getting those yoga fantasies about him then?
by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016
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hypegal

A woman who fluffs you up before you get on to perform. Often uses Kanye West or Taylor Swift to motivate you
Peter: I need a hypegal

Brittany: I am on it. Haters gonna hate, but I'm fluff ready...
by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016
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fuddlemuck

When your brain is so frazzled, you forget everything, mix letters and words around. Like muddlefuck, but fuddlemucked
Chandler: My brain is fuddlemucked

Helen:Yep. Mine too.

Chandler: I love sitting next to you though.

Helen 😳
by ChiefPoof March 07, 2016
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