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A woman who fluffs you up before you get on to perform. Often uses Kanye West or Taylor Swift to motivate you
by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016
Get the hypegal mug.A girl who loves cheesy poofs. Reacts hysterically when she sees them and gets anxious when she can't find her next fix.
Often seen on buses, clutching bags of them
Often seen on buses, clutching bags of them
Stephen: Who is that cheesypooferella, with all that sass?
Andy: Yeah, she works in my team. You should meet her, she's a #rockstar
Stephen: Send her to my room
Andy: Yeah, she works in my team. You should meet her, she's a #rockstar
Stephen: Send her to my room
by ChiefPoof August 12, 2016
Get the cheesypooferella mug.Having sexual fantasies about colleagues in work, often more senior colleagues than you, imagining them in yoga positions. When you are least expecting it, these fantasises pop into your head when you are near them.
Tiffany: I was just sitting opposite Jamie, talking about the HPM, and all I could think about was him downward dogging me
Brad: Still getting those yoga fantasies about him then?
Brad: Still getting those yoga fantasies about him then?
by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016
Get the yoga fantasies mug.When your brain is so frazzled, you forget everything, mix letters and words around. Like muddlefuck, but fuddlemucked
Chandler: My brain is fuddlemucked
Helen:Yep. Mine too.
Chandler: I love sitting next to you though.
Helen 😳
Helen:Yep. Mine too.
Chandler: I love sitting next to you though.
Helen 😳
by ChiefPoof August 9, 2016
Get the fuddlemuck mug.Dude: hey baby. What me to come over to watch some Netflix and chill later?
Bae: yeah sure, but I need to feel close to you, can we Yankee candle and chill instead?
Bae: yeah sure, but I need to feel close to you, can we Yankee candle and chill instead?
by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016
Get the Yankee candle and chill mug.A deep and dislike to snorlaxes. Snorlaxophobes know they should not spend most of their time thinking of snorlaxes, but they do.
Brad: I made a snorlax wink last night
Brick: Don't. Don't. I don't want to know, I am a snorlaxophobe
Brick: Don't. Don't. I don't want to know, I am a snorlaxophobe
by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016
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While you are waiting naked to get on set for your next porn session, you can call for the fluffle-up-agus and they will come and keep you warm as well as gently wank you off.
While you are waiting naked to get on set for your next porn session, you can call for the fluffle-up-agus and they will come and keep you warm as well as gently wank you off.
Brad: I need to get up, I am back on in a minute
Tiff: Do you want to borrow my monkey?
Brad: No, its ok. My fluffle-up-agus is cumming over
Tiff: Do you want to borrow my monkey?
Brad: No, its ok. My fluffle-up-agus is cumming over
by ChiefPoof May 30, 2016
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