ChiefPoof's definitions

hypegal

A woman who fluffs you up before you get on to perform. Often uses Kanye West or Taylor Swift to motivate you

Peter: I need a hypegal

Brittany: I am on it. Haters gonna hate, but I'm fluff ready...

by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016

fuddlemuck

When your brain is so frazzled, you forget everything, mix letters and words around. Like muddlefuck, but fuddlemucked

Chandler: My brain is fuddlemucked

Helen:Yep. Mine too.

Chandler: I love sitting next to you though.

Helen 😳

by ChiefPoof August 9, 2016

Yankee candle and chill

Like Netflix and chill, but when you want to make love instead of fuck

Dude: hey baby. What me to come over to watch some Netflix and chill later?
Bae: yeah sure, but I need to feel close to you, can we Yankee candle and chill instead?

by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016

triple hashtag wanker

A specific type of wanker who constantly uses three hashtags in every Twitter post.

I just can't read Andy's posts. He is a totally a triple hashtag wanker. #completely #a #wanker

by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016

snorlaxophobe

A deep and dislike to snorlaxes. Snorlaxophobes know they should not spend most of their time thinking of snorlaxes, but they do.

Brad: I made a snorlax wink last night
Brick: Don't. Don't. I don't want to know, I am a snorlaxophobe

by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016

Fluffle-up-agus

A cute and cuddly flufferer.

While you are waiting naked to get on set for your next porn session, you can call for the fluffle-up-agus and they will come and keep you warm as well as gently wank you off.

Brad: I need to get up, I am back on in a minute
Tiff: Do you want to borrow my monkey?
Brad: No, its ok. My fluffle-up-agus is cumming over

by ChiefPoof May 30, 2016

airline seat emoji

The most pointless emoji ever created. What wanker uses an emoji of an airline seat?

Jonny: 💺
Jeanie: What's that?
Jonny: an airline seat emoji
Jeanie: you are a wanker, Jonny

by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016