When you have been in such a happy mood for longer than three weeks, that it affects your shit - turning it into a wonderful display of happiness as it is pooped out. Can be put on display. The multicoloured shit is often in the order of the rainbow if the happiness is genuine and if the colours are out of order, there is an underlying issue of mania which can be diagnosed by slicing the shit horizontally.
Dudette 1: I love what you have done with your bathroom
Dudette 2: you do? Thanks. I have been on such a high this last month I knew I was due some rainbow shit
Dudette 1: but how did you get that pattern?
Dudette 2: I just ate a fucking hot curry one night and in the morning: tada!.....rainbow walls!
Dudette 2: you do? Thanks. I have been on such a high this last month I knew I was due some rainbow shit
Dudette 1: but how did you get that pattern?
Dudette 2: I just ate a fucking hot curry one night and in the morning: tada!.....rainbow walls!
by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016
A woman who fluffs you up before you get on to perform. Often uses Kanye West or Taylor Swift to motivate you
by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016
Having sexual fantasies about colleagues in work, often more senior colleagues than you, imagining them in yoga positions. When you are least expecting it, these fantasises pop into your head when you are near them.
Tiffany: I was just sitting opposite Jamie, talking about the HPM, and all I could think about was him downward dogging me
Brad: Still getting those yoga fantasies about him then?
Brad: Still getting those yoga fantasies about him then?
by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016
A cute and cuddly flufferer.
While you are waiting naked to get on set for your next porn session, you can call for the fluffle-up-agus and they will come and keep you warm as well as gently wank you off.
While you are waiting naked to get on set for your next porn session, you can call for the fluffle-up-agus and they will come and keep you warm as well as gently wank you off.
Brad: I need to get up, I am back on in a minute
Tiff: Do you want to borrow my monkey?
Brad: No, its ok. My fluffle-up-agus is cumming over
Tiff: Do you want to borrow my monkey?
Brad: No, its ok. My fluffle-up-agus is cumming over
by ChiefPoof May 30, 2016
When your brain is so frazzled, you forget everything, mix letters and words around. Like muddlefuck, but fuddlemucked
Chandler: My brain is fuddlemucked
Helen:Yep. Mine too.
Chandler: I love sitting next to you though.
Helen 😳
Helen:Yep. Mine too.
Chandler: I love sitting next to you though.
Helen 😳
by ChiefPoof August 09, 2016
Dude: hey baby. What me to come over to watch some Netflix and chill later?
Bae: yeah sure, but I need to feel close to you, can we Yankee candle and chill instead?
Bae: yeah sure, but I need to feel close to you, can we Yankee candle and chill instead?
by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016
A place to go to relax and eat freshly baked food products. Most of which are more chewy than normal as they have been made by people with sticky fingers. Run by a masterbaker who demands all products are touched with sticky fingers during the baking process.
What a hard week, I need to get down to sticky fingers tomorrow and get my fix. I hope Nik is in, she makes a mean ring doughnut with added Christmas jizz cream
by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016