cheesypooferella

A girl who loves cheesy poofs. Reacts hysterically when she sees them and gets anxious when she can't find her next fix.
Often seen on buses, clutching bags of them

Stephen: Who is that cheesypooferella, with all that sass?
Andy: Yeah, she works in my team. You should meet her, she's a #rockstar
Stephen: Send her to my room

by ChiefPoof March 05, 2016

Fluffle-up-agus

A cute and cuddly flufferer.

While you are waiting naked to get on set for your next porn session, you can call for the fluffle-up-agus and they will come and keep you warm as well as gently wank you off.

Brad: I need to get up, I am back on in a minute
Tiff: Do you want to borrow my monkey?
Brad: No, its ok. My fluffle-up-agus is cumming over

by ChiefPoof May 30, 2016

yoga fantasies

Having sexual fantasies about colleagues in work, often more senior colleagues than you, imagining them in yoga positions. When you are least expecting it, these fantasises pop into your head when you are near them.

Tiffany: I was just sitting opposite Jamie, talking about the HPM, and all I could think about was him downward dogging me
Brad: Still getting those yoga fantasies about him then?

by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016

jizz blindness

When tinsel crowning goes drastically wrong

I was waiting so long to be crowned last night, I looked up and got jizzed right in my eye. I had jizz blindness for a while and when I could see again, Brad had given me tinsel eye shadow

by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016

Purple Violets

Rank sweets that can be crushed and used to rim with when cottaging.

You fancy some rimming?
Yeeeeees, pass me some purple violets and I will crush them ready. You go get the bleach

by ChiefPoof September 02, 2016

pedigree wretch

The sound you make when you eat dog food, often being tricked into doing so.

I think I have just pissed my pants, you have just eaten a jelly bean made out of dog food and that was some pedigree wretch.

by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016

sticky fingers

A place to go to relax and eat freshly baked food products. Most of which are more chewy than normal as they have been made by people with sticky fingers. Run by a masterbaker who demands all products are touched with sticky fingers during the baking process.

What a hard week, I need to get down to sticky fingers tomorrow and get my fix. I hope Nik is in, she makes a mean ring doughnut with added Christmas jizz cream

by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016