You fancy some rimming?
Yeeeeees, pass me some purple violets and I will crush them ready. You go get the bleach
Yeeeeees, pass me some purple violets and I will crush them ready. You go get the bleach
by ChiefPoof September 02, 2016
I think I have just pissed my pants, you have just eaten a jelly bean made out of dog food and that was some pedigree wretch.
by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016
by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016
A cute and cuddly flufferer.
While you are waiting naked to get on set for your next porn session, you can call for the fluffle-up-agus and they will come and keep you warm as well as gently wank you off.
While you are waiting naked to get on set for your next porn session, you can call for the fluffle-up-agus and they will come and keep you warm as well as gently wank you off.
Brad: I need to get up, I am back on in a minute
Tiff: Do you want to borrow my monkey?
Brad: No, its ok. My fluffle-up-agus is cumming over
Tiff: Do you want to borrow my monkey?
Brad: No, its ok. My fluffle-up-agus is cumming over
by ChiefPoof May 30, 2016
Having sexual fantasies about colleagues in work, often more senior colleagues than you, imagining them in yoga positions. When you are least expecting it, these fantasises pop into your head when you are near them.
Tiffany: I was just sitting opposite Jamie, talking about the HPM, and all I could think about was him downward dogging me
Brad: Still getting those yoga fantasies about him then?
Brad: Still getting those yoga fantasies about him then?
by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016
A woman who fluffs you up before you get on to perform. Often uses Kanye West or Taylor Swift to motivate you
by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016