ChiefPoof's definitions

bus love

When the driver of your usual bus is in love with you and you feel awkward. You try and avoid the usual bus, but they often change shifts, so you can't be sure.

Chelsea: Oh shit, it's my bus love driver,.... quick, Brad, hold my hand
Brad: Erm, okay....

by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016

sticky fingers

A place to go to relax and eat freshly baked food products. Most of which are more chewy than normal as they have been made by people with sticky fingers. Run by a masterbaker who demands all products are touched with sticky fingers during the baking process.

What a hard week, I need to get down to sticky fingers tomorrow and get my fix. I hope Nik is in, she makes a mean ring doughnut with added Christmas jizz cream

by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016

Fluffle-up-agus

A cute and cuddly flufferer.

While you are waiting naked to get on set for your next porn session, you can call for the fluffle-up-agus and they will come and keep you warm as well as gently wank you off.

Brad: I need to get up, I am back on in a minute
Tiff: Do you want to borrow my monkey?
Brad: No, its ok. My fluffle-up-agus is cumming over

by ChiefPoof May 30, 2016

snorlaxophobe

A deep and dislike to snorlaxes. Snorlaxophobes know they should not spend most of their time thinking of snorlaxes, but they do.

Brad: I made a snorlax wink last night
Brick: Don't. Don't. I don't want to know, I am a snorlaxophobe

by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016

rainbow shit

When you have been in such a happy mood for longer than three weeks, that it affects your shit - turning it into a wonderful display of happiness as it is pooped out. Can be put on display. The multicoloured shit is often in the order of the rainbow if the happiness is genuine and if the colours are out of order, there is an underlying issue of mania which can be diagnosed by slicing the shit horizontally.

Dudette 1: I love what you have done with your bathroom
Dudette 2: you do? Thanks. I have been on such a high this last month I knew I was due some rainbow shit
Dudette 1: but how did you get that pattern?
Dudette 2: I just ate a fucking hot curry one night and in the morning: tada!.....rainbow walls!

by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016

airline seat emoji

The most pointless emoji ever created. What wanker uses an emoji of an airline seat?

Jonny: 💺
Jeanie: What's that?
Jonny: an airline seat emoji
Jeanie: you are a wanker, Jonny

by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016

Purple Violets

Rank sweets that can be crushed and used to rim with when cottaging.

You fancy some rimming?
Yeeeeees, pass me some purple violets and I will crush them ready. You go get the bleach

by ChiefPoof September 2, 2016