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Definitions by ChiefPoof

Purple Violets 

Rank sweets that can be crushed and used to rim with when cottaging.
You fancy some rimming?
Yeeeeees, pass me some purple violets and I will crush them ready. You go get the bleach
Purple Violets by ChiefPoof September 2, 2016

cheesypooferella 

A girl who loves cheesy poofs. Reacts hysterically when she sees them and gets anxious when she can't find her next fix.
Often seen on buses, clutching bags of them
Stephen: Who is that cheesypooferella, with all that sass?
Andy: Yeah, she works in my team. You should meet her, she's a #rockstar
Stephen: Send her to my room
cheesypooferella by ChiefPoof August 12, 2016

fuddlemuck 

When your brain is so frazzled, you forget everything, mix letters and words around. Like muddlefuck, but fuddlemucked
Chandler: My brain is fuddlemucked

Helen:Yep. Mine too.

Chandler: I love sitting next to you though.

Helen 😳
fuddlemuck by ChiefPoof August 9, 2016

Fluffle-up-agus 

A cute and cuddly flufferer.

While you are waiting naked to get on set for your next porn session, you can call for the fluffle-up-agus and they will come and keep you warm as well as gently wank you off.
Brad: I need to get up, I am back on in a minute
Tiff: Do you want to borrow my monkey?
Brad: No, its ok. My fluffle-up-agus is cumming over
Fluffle-up-agus by ChiefPoof May 30, 2016

yoga fantasies

Having sexual fantasies about colleagues in work, often more senior colleagues than you, imagining them in yoga positions. When you are least expecting it, these fantasises pop into your head when you are near them.
Tiffany: I was just sitting opposite Jamie, talking about the HPM, and all I could think about was him downward dogging me
Brad: Still getting those yoga fantasies about him then?
yoga fantasies by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016

jizz blindness

When tinsel crowning goes drastically wrong
I was waiting so long to be crowned last night, I looked up and got jizzed right in my eye. I had jizz blindness for a while and when I could see again, Brad had given me tinsel eye shadow
jizz blindness by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016

pedigree wretch

The sound you make when you eat dog food, often being tricked into doing so.
I think I have just pissed my pants, you have just eaten a jelly bean made out of dog food and that was some pedigree wretch.
pedigree wretch by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016