ChiefPoof's definitions
Having sexual fantasies about colleagues in work, often more senior colleagues than you, imagining them in yoga positions. When you are least expecting it, these fantasises pop into your head when you are near them.
Tiffany: I was just sitting opposite Jamie, talking about the HPM, and all I could think about was him downward dogging me
Brad: Still getting those yoga fantasies about him then?
Brad: Still getting those yoga fantasies about him then?
by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016
Get the yoga fantasiesmug. A deep and dislike to snorlaxes. Snorlaxophobes know they should not spend most of their time thinking of snorlaxes, but they do.
Brad: I made a snorlax wink last night
Brick: Don't. Don't. I don't want to know, I am a snorlaxophobe
Brick: Don't. Don't. I don't want to know, I am a snorlaxophobe
by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016
Get the snorlaxophobemug. A cute and cuddly flufferer.
While you are waiting naked to get on set for your next porn session, you can call for the fluffle-up-agus and they will come and keep you warm as well as gently wank you off.
While you are waiting naked to get on set for your next porn session, you can call for the fluffle-up-agus and they will come and keep you warm as well as gently wank you off.
Brad: I need to get up, I am back on in a minute
Tiff: Do you want to borrow my monkey?
Brad: No, its ok. My fluffle-up-agus is cumming over
Tiff: Do you want to borrow my monkey?
Brad: No, its ok. My fluffle-up-agus is cumming over
by ChiefPoof May 30, 2016
Get the Fluffle-up-agusmug. by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016
Get the airline seat emojimug. You fancy some rimming?
Yeeeeees, pass me some purple violets and I will crush them ready. You go get the bleach
Yeeeeees, pass me some purple violets and I will crush them ready. You go get the bleach
by ChiefPoof September 2, 2016
Get the Purple Violetsmug. When the driver of your usual bus is in love with you and you feel awkward. You try and avoid the usual bus, but they often change shifts, so you can't be sure.
by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016
Get the bus lovemug. A place to go to relax and eat freshly baked food products. Most of which are more chewy than normal as they have been made by people with sticky fingers. Run by a masterbaker who demands all products are touched with sticky fingers during the baking process.
What a hard week, I need to get down to sticky fingers tomorrow and get my fix. I hope Nik is in, she makes a mean ring doughnut with added Christmas jizz cream
by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016
Get the sticky fingersmug.