To maximize opportunity fapping and to take the chance to gain advantage from it; to capitalize on fapping.
Dude, that Carter guy is such a goon. He just found out what Erome was and is now starting to fapitalize on it.
by shashter March 20, 2025
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by BlueScholar March 28, 2015
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When someone is being used in order to make a profit just because of how "hot" or attractive that person may be.
friend: "why did Megan Fox become famous?"
me: "because Michael Bay likes to capitalize on fapitalism"
me: "because Michael Bay likes to capitalize on fapitalism"
by jessermanx October 18, 2011
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by jeremy345234 May 1, 2010
Get the capitalize mug.The act of texting something with full caps and then using lowercase to make a "gentler" effect. This is usually a futile attempt at humor that never works, and in the end is quite annoying.
Friend: Hewlp
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THERE
Me: What are you doing
Friend: IT'S CALLED CAPITALIZED HUMOR
anyways want some popcorn?
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THERE
Me: What are you doing
Friend: IT'S CALLED CAPITALIZED HUMOR
anyways want some popcorn?
by VoideMiste January 18, 2019
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“Ben Shapiro is so annoying, his political opinions make no sense”
“For real, he’s such a fapitalist it’s astounding”
“For real, he’s such a fapitalist it’s astounding”
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