Fapitalize

To maximize opportunity fapping and to take the chance to gain advantage from it; to capitalize on fapping.

Dude, that Carter guy is such a goon. He just found out what Erome was and is now starting to fapitalize on it.

by shashter March 20, 2025

Fapitalism

The theory that the more effort you put in to fapping, the greater the orgasm you will achieve.

If you want that 30 minute long orgasm, you have to work for it. That's what fapitalism is all about.

by BlueScholar March 28, 2015

facialized

to cum on ones face

He facialized her last night.

by hottyb April 10, 2016

fapitalism

When someone is being used in order to make a profit just because of how "hot" or attractive that person may be.

friend: "why did Megan Fox become famous?"
me: "because Michael Bay likes to capitalize on fapitalism"

by jessermanx October 18, 2011

capitalize

to take advantage of a particular situtation with a girl and get some action

a girl shows up at you your house soaked from the cold rain and needs a hot shower. you use this to capitalize and fuck the girl

by jeremy345234 May 1, 2010

Capitalized Humor

The act of texting something with full caps and then using lowercase to make a "gentler" effect. This is usually a futile attempt at humor that never works, and in the end is quite annoying.

Friend: Hewlp

*H

*E

*L

*L

*O

THERE

Me: What are you doing

Friend: IT'S CALLED CAPITALIZED HUMOR

anyways want some popcorn?

by VoideMiste January 18, 2019

fapitalist

A person who loves capitalism so much, they become sexually aroused at the very thought of it, and immediately begin fapping.

“Ben Shapiro is so annoying, his political opinions make no sense”
“For real, he’s such a fapitalist it’s astounding”

by Bucky McBride December 10, 2020