Faped 

Derived from "Facebook Raped". The cyber-crime of hacking into one's facebook and proceeding to update their status without their knowledge, usually in a humourous way (eg What's on your mind? - "I Eat Large Wang").

I totally Faped Kid Drordy the other day. His status was like that for days!

Faped by Social Network Monster September 20, 2010

faped 

a merger of fucking and raped
alternate for the term fucking raped, a good word to use in company of those to are very "offended" by either words.

If one got absolutely beaten at a game like how a trailer trash wife does by her husband, one would say:
"I got faped"

faped by Phelan July 8, 2005

faped 

The act of being raped in a facial orifice (typically, a nostril or ear).

Jane totally got faped last night.

faped by DwarZZ January 13, 2007

Faped a Fountain 

When you have not faped for a long period of time, and when you finally do it, you blow a huge load.

"I totally faped a fountain when I came back from summer cam"

Faped a Fountain by Screechingmu October 15, 2008

Multi fACEd 

A person who creates several profiles and interacts amongst them pretending they are all different people. In reality it’s the same person interacting with himself, however to the naked eye it appears the people are all unrelated. ACE photoshops all his pictures, pretends to be other males/ females and buries himself under layers of lies making him Multi fACEd.

Ace is at least 25 of the 30 patrons in his room, which makes him multi fACEd

Multi fACEd by Young bull October 4, 2019

Bat-faced Jelly 

Uncomplimentary nickname for Camilla Batmanghelidgh (pronounced bætmængelɪdʒ), people in the USA probably won’t gave heard of her, but she’s the weirdo hamplanet who set up a charity called Kids Company in the UK which closed amid allegations of misuse of funds and child abuse in 2015. Investigations showed that despite having had over £46 million of taxpayers’ money the charity’s financial arrangements were chaotic and considerable sums had been used for purposes outside the remit of the charity. When this came to light, Bat-faced Jelly went into damage limitation overdrive (she made Donald Trump look like an amateur). Unfortunately her idea of damage limitation seemed to be more along the lines of avoiding personal blame, apparently never having heard of the buck stops here. While the closure of the “charity” may have been regretted by some, the reaction of the vast majority was relief that the government wouldn’t hand over any more of their taxes to a bunch of wasters.

“Did you hear old Bat-faced Jelly in that radio interview?”
“Yeah, no wonder she got so much money out of the Government, she can beat politicians at bullshitting!”

Bat-faced Jelly by AKACroatalin November 20, 2016

cliff-faced 

Very serious, neutral and/or generally looking consistently sad

Hi OMORI! Cliff-faced as usual, I see.

cliff-faced by fairyc0rpse December 25, 2020