Definitions by Screechingmu

Closet Scaper 

Someone who plays runescape but tells none of his friends or sometimes even his family that plays. Approximatly 98% of the runescape population are closet scapers.

John is a closet scaper, he even deletes his history when friends use his computer!

Closet Scaper by Screechingmu October 18, 2008

Faped a Fountain 

When you have not faped for a long period of time, and when you finally do it, you blow a huge load.

"I totally faped a fountain when I came back from summer cam["

Faped a Fountain by Screechingmu October 15, 2008

cheesing 

To sniff concentrated cat urine from a male cat.

"Hes cheesing his fucking balls off!"

cheesing by Screechingmu March 26, 2008

Anal Intoxication

The proccess of taking a tampon, soaking it in some type of liquor, then sticking it up your butt and leaving it there all day. Alchohol reaches your blood stream faster and requires less amounts to get you drunk. Blow tests do not register your intoxication.

"Hey I just did some anal intoxication today and got smashed" "Wow your one sick bitch"

Anal Intoxication by Screechingmu March 7, 2008

Anal intoxication

The proccess of taking a tampon, soaking it in some type of liquor, then sticking it up your butt and leaving it there all day. Alchohol reaches your blood stream faster and requires less amounts to get you drunk. Blow tests do not register your intoxication.

"Hey I just did some anal intoxication and got really drunk during school!" "You have a problem you sick bitch."

Anal intoxication by Screechingmu March 6, 2008