when one masturbates so impeccably well that he has a fantastic and accomplished feeling afterwards; when he can look back on that day as a day that was worth living. If one has these feelings, he deserves an award, for he has just fantasturbated.
After a long and depressing day at work, the man came home and felt the need to fantasturbate. After he did, he went to sleep quite satisfied.
by mrgatorademan April 18, 2010
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Trump's tendency to factsturbate constantly when speaking to the public makes those with a firm grip on reality swell with anger.
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When a man is sufficiently obese that his penis can be engulfed in body fat, allowing him to stimulate himself by simple, repeated shifting of body position. This auto-erotic action is fatsturbating.
My obese college roommate would always fatsturbate on the couch next to me, yelling "Check it out! No hands!"
by Stefan Bastardo February 6, 2010
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1. the act of masturbating and farting at the same time
2. simulation of this act by a hand motion and fart sound made with the mouth
1. the act of masturbating and farting at the same time
2. simulation of this act by a hand motion and fart sound made with the mouth
by Casey January 20, 2005
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Get the fantasturbation mug.The act of poor masturbation which results in a failure or inability to complete the act to obtain an orgasm.
I already masturbated five times to the Golden Girls season three DVD and on my sixth time I failasturbated so I called it a night.
by Lawofdiminishingmasturbation March 17, 2009
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3) Masturbating using more than one Fanta (Singular: Fantaturbation)
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1) "That Unicorn pornography really helped my Fantasturbation!"
2) "My personal Fantasturbation is doing a celebrity while eating candy."
3) "Who drank my Fanta? There's only one left! How am I supposed to Fantasturbate now?"
2) "My personal Fantasturbation is doing a celebrity while eating candy."
3) "Who drank my Fanta? There's only one left! How am I supposed to Fantasturbate now?"
by carsonistb January 13, 2011
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