falcan 

a “falcan” is a type of person who is always right. they’re perfect, sweet, and super swag.

They’re Falcan, they like pickles and money because they’re the coolest.

falcan by Bossrun44 February 1, 2022

Blue Falcon

Military/Police Term: Refers to someone who commonly fucks over their buddys (buddy fucker).
This includes, but by no means is limited to the following:

Leaving work early when they volunteered to do something, thereby forcing their coworkers to do it.

Makes a comment of anothers inappropriate action in front of one's supervisor which may result in discipline from said supervisor.

Stating they will meet their buddys for drinks, but is observed immediately taking a route away from the drinking destination never to be seen the remainder of the evening.

Inviting buddys out for drinks on their birthday and being the first to leave shortly after arriving.

Stating you will do something, but then are nowhere to be found when it is your time to do it, whereby forcing your buddys to do it.

Someone who often misses work, leaves early, or takes sick days forcing his buddys to pick up his slack.

Man! Tyrel Klein is such a blue falcon. He left early again when he volunteered to do something.

Can you believe Tyrel just called me out in front of our supervisor. He is really flying the blue falcon today.

Blue Falcon by davernsf July 6, 2015

The Peanut Butter Falcon 

The Peanut Butter Falcon is a sexual act that consists of a partner squatting over the mouth of the other partner and simultaneously pooping in their partners mouth while flapping their arms in rapid succession and violently screeching.

last night Pete and Sarah took their relationship to the next level after Pete christened Sarah with The Peanut Butter Falcon

The Peanut Butter Falcon by VitoVane September 23, 2019

falcon lover 

An internet meme created by popular youtuber "Pewdiepie".
It's supposed to represent the stupidity of people advertising themselves in the YouTube comment section and stop it, but ironically it had instead done the opposite and spawned hundreds of spam "flacon lord" and "falcon lover" accounts. Falcon Lover uses poor grammar and punctuation, and eventually discovers he's a giraffe.

falcon lover:
"deer falcon clan
we lost one of our on ubs today

we are now down to 3 ubs

my brother unsubed also
maybe u n olike my videoz
maybe u hater

:("

falcon lover by Falcon Lord xxxXxXx June 18, 2014

True Blue Falcon 

A bastardization of two contradictory terms. True Blue is a dated naval/sailing term meaning honest and loyal to a unit or cause. Blue Falcon is used in the modern Army to designate a "Buddy F**ker", that is someone who is not a team player and displays no unit loyalty. Implies a more negative meaning when the terms are put together in this way: True(as in real,bigtime) Buddy F**ker.

Seaman Smith is True Blue. He took a cannonball to the testicles but still managed to crack a smile when the Queens knickers caught fire.

Private Tickle is a Blue Falcon. He ate a piece of pie at dinner chow and the drill seargent smoked the whole platoon.

Private Englund is a True Blue Falcon. She f**ked her country.

True Blue Falcon by Ross Fredenhagen December 18, 2005

captain falcon

The Nintendoverse's answer to our universe's Chuck Norris.

We have Chuck Norris. Mario, Link and company have Captain Falcon.

You did see him in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, right? That's why.

captain falcon by Captain Norris March 11, 2008

Captain Falcon

Full name: Captain Douglas Jay Falcon

Computer game character created by Nintendo. Captain Falcon is a bounty hunter and part-time Grand Prix racer from the future.

Features in the F-Zero and Super Smash Brothers series of games, and in the F-Zero GP Legends cartoon series.

He drives the Blue Falcon, car number 07 in the F-Zero Grand Prix. It's rumored that he's called "Captain" because he was once an officer on the Internova Police Force. Captain Falcon was the winner of the previous Grand Prix, an achievement that boosted his already-high popularity even higher. Aside from the fact that he hails from Port Town, his past is a complete mystery. His mind and body are honed from the many battles he has survived, and there is no challenge he can't overcome.

Captain Falcon was cloned by the evil Black Shadow after being hospitalized in an accident. Blood Falcon, the clone, is hence only about four years old, where Captain Falcon is around 38. In Super Smash Brothers the evil clone can be selected by changing Falcon into the red costume.

Captain Falcon is fast, powerful and extreme, taking the most challenging, risky but potentially the most rewarding paths in any situation. In Smash Brothers he has one of the most effective and impressive spike moves, which you must try to use at every opportunity, no matter what the risk!

If you're faced with a decision to make, ask yourself, "What would Falcon do?", and you will lead a short, but exciting life. It's the Falcon way!

"See you at the race" - Captain Falcon

Captain Falcon by Kevchenko March 30, 2005