fagcannon

a gun that is unbalanced in comparison to other guns............most common among n00bs

look at that ball/less nub use the fagcannon sd

by fabioftwomgwtf May 3, 2006

The Vagcannon *Deluxe*

While in the jackhammer position, proceed to remove ones penis, (you will want to take a step back) Insert 3 to 5 Mentos into the vagina, and quickly shove a one liter bottle of Diet Coke into the vagina as well. Squeeze the contents with much force expelling as much diet coke as possible. The chemical reaction will result in a Vagnannon *Deluxe*

That redhead chick I brought home from the bar ruined my good drapes when i got her with the Vagcannon *Deluxe*.

by sapsquad7 January 10, 2011

fag cannon

The mouth, or where one puts fags.

Tommy went down to the pub to water the ol' fag cannon.

by slorp October 9, 2006

fag cannon

An unbalanced weapon in first person 'shoot-em-ups'. Typically used by noobs and constalty complained about by other players. A more seasoned player often does not use such a weapon on principal.

Example:

- "Hey, look at my score 26:3"
- "Put the fag cannon down then see how you do --- noob!

by The Spike February 26, 2007

fancannon

Term used to describe events and characters that are unique within a piece of fan fiction and relevant only to that fan fiction.

"Get your facts right dude. My OC hasn't even met her yet, their relationship won't be fancannon until I post the damn chapter."

by Kragmoor_Bithen November 8, 2012

Fartcannon

Another word for butt

I have a great fartcannon for twerking and shaking

by elsa'sfriend April 20, 2018

Failcannon

A blast to the face by seriously screwing up

Dude? you seriously forgot your girlfriends name?

FAILCANNON

by elijahhhhhh October 23, 2008