VitoVane's definitions

The Dirty Waffle

The dirty waffle is a sex act in which the male ejaculates into one of his hands and then spreads it into both hands (This is known as preparing the batter) and then proceeds to slap the female partner on both ears with both hands simultaneously launching the male partners batter into the woman's ear drums.

Her ear drums were filled and her mood was soured after he gave her the dirty waffle.

by VitoVane November 24, 2017

Country Coke

This is used as a slang term for crystal meth because of its affordability and popularity within rural communities.

I don't have enough money for cola but I do have enough for some country coke. You know where to cop any?

by VitoVane November 12, 2017

Fag Bashing

The hobby/act of seeking out homosexuals to physically assault.

James is gonna go to the state pen for awhile. He got popped by the cops for fag bashing.

by VitoVane December 2, 2017

Thermonuclear death breath

The unmistakable smell from the mouth of a person with rotting teeth.

Since Jay’s teeth started going south he’s got that thermonuclear death breath!

by VitoVane November 6, 2018

Get out the bowl

1. A phrase used to tell someone to evacuate a place or an opinion.

2. A phrase used to express surprise or astonishment.

1. A: I told you once don't make me tell you twice, get out the bowl!

1. B: man, I don't agree with that opinion whatsoever, get out the bowl..

2. She's been with that many dudes?? Get out the bowl.

by VitoVane November 15, 2017

Bluetooth Hobo

A homeless person that walks down the street talking to themselves and having very animated conversations with no identifiable person, much like somebody talking while in public on a Bluetooth headset.

Man, don't go down into the Southside, there's A LOT of Bluetooth Hobos in that area.

by VitoVane November 15, 2017

Weinsteined

To have ejaculated onto a marijuana plant.

1. - Dude... This weed tastes weird. It's like somebody weinsteined it or something.

2. - I came home to find some creepy burglar weinsteinging my pot plant

3. - If I hear you say another negative word about my mother I'm going to make a trip over to your house and Weinstein your crop

by VitoVane November 11, 2017