fakap

Act carelessly or foolishly. Sometimes used to express frustration or dissapointment.

He felt fakaped when his friends played the joke on him.

by Remy Aldred June 22, 2006

fanapple

(noun) Someone who has stepped over the line between healthy fandom and obsession with Applebee's

(verb) The act of screaming, jumping up and down, crying, and almost passing out after an interaction with Applebee's or getting Applebee's to follow you on Twitter. Also, this is the way ARB acts whenever a member of one direction is online.

(background)
The Applebee's Reply Squad on Twitter talks about One Direction, Justin Bieber, XFactor, and Idol more than they talk about their own food. Applebee's tweets pop stars and "Fanapples" with the rest of the fandom.

I FANAPPLE EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT SHIPPING HAPPLEBEES
or
I"M FANAPPLING BECAUSE YOU FOLLOWED ME. I CAN"T BREATHE. I JUST...

by arb January 17, 2013

Fanaphobia

Irrational fear of ceiling fans, pertaining to a fan possibly falling from the ceiling.

I was laying under the fan and realized the hinges could be coming loose! - fanaphobia

by HulkSmash89 June 26, 2010

faka

To the native hawaiians or people who are accustomed to modern hawaiian culture it is a term of great disrepect. In other words, dis dakine word your maddah and faddah give you cracks for cuz you was callin braddah keoni dis when dat faka went jack your slippahs.

Sup you faka wea my slippahs clown?
Faka i telling on you
Wow you faka you went eat all my poke?
You're a fucker.

by ILikeSmashYourChickCan? February 28, 2016

fakeposter

a poster on a website that never tells the truth... they can only ever post lies... the posts they make are called "fakeposts"...

i was getting pretty gotdamn hotheaded at that fakeposter spreading all his lies...

by super cool BA dude June 18, 2016

fakepresident

When a President of the United States is elected with less popular votes than his or her opponent. This president may exhibit unusual behavior which can include calling the news media "fake" and lie at every opportunity including the size of the of his crowds and popularity to make him or her feel superior.

President Trump exhibits all of the characteristics of a fakepresident.

by geraldatwork February 19, 2017

fakaleiti

Tongan word for effeminate male.

Girl 1: OMG, he's so hot!
Girl 2: I know! Too bad he's a fakaleiti

by aouttr November 2, 2010