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Fakality 

The reality of knowing that every one of your peers talks shit about you behind your back !
The fakality of my workplace is unbearable
Fakality by Sexylaurie10 July 15, 2010

fapalitis 

When you fap too much , and it turns into a disease.
Fapalitis - I fapped so much my hands are hairier than Chewbacca's.
fapalitis by TheRealShit.T.O June 20, 2011

femaleitidis 

Its very common in boys and men.
And it we're you can't talk to women or girls.
Guy:"I have femaleatitidis."
Other guy:"Oh what's femaleitidis."
1st guy:"Femaleitidis is we're you are afraid of talking to women and girls."
2nd guy:Oh I have femaleitidis too then."
femaleitidis by Young yeeter April 16, 2019

Fakalaptitakapus

Fak-a-lap-ti-tak-a-puss

-The act of trying to stay neutral, but unintentionally taking a side.
Person one: that Person is a Fakalaptitakapus

Person two: how?

Person one: they said they wouldn't take a side but has been avoiding me while still hanging out with them.
Fakalaptitakapus by RehardGames October 5, 2023

fagalitis 

1. The medical term to one that has been diagnosed with being a fag.
2. Having homosexual irritation (i.e. been fucked up the ass too much)
His fagalitis is what caused him to be the loser at the party.
fagalitis by mo June 10, 2006
A fagaletti is one who is annoying, frustrating and acts like a real dickhead....the person described knows they are being a real pain in the arse.....
Person in the office is going around getting right in peoples faces being generally annoying, telling jokes that are not particularly funny and has really bad breath, from the previous night of eating a garlic based spaghetti....therefore that makes this person a fagaletti.

Or

Your driving along quietly and a person that has been riding up your arse for the last 10 minutes zooms past....as he passes you yell in an opera voice 'Fagaletti!'
fagaletti by Threadfins April 17, 2011
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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