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Girl 1: OMG, he's so hot!
Girl 2: I know! Too bad he's a fakaleiti
fakaleiti by aouttr November 2, 2010
Words you can keep

Fakality 

The reality of knowing that every one of your peers talks shit about you behind your back !
The fakality of my workplace is unbearable
Fakality by Sexylaurie10 July 15, 2010

fapalitis 

When you fap too much , and it turns into a disease.
Fapalitis - I fapped so much my hands are hairier than Chewbacca's.
fapalitis by TheRealShit.T.O June 20, 2011

femaleitidis 

Its very common in boys and men.
And it we're you can't talk to women or girls.
Guy:"I have femaleatitidis."
Other guy:"Oh what's femaleitidis."
1st guy:"Femaleitidis is we're you are afraid of talking to women and girls."
2nd guy:Oh I have femaleitidis too then."
femaleitidis by Young yeeter April 16, 2019

Fakalaptitakapus

Fak-a-lap-ti-tak-a-puss

-The act of trying to stay neutral, but unintentionally taking a side.
Person one: that Person is a Fakalaptitakapus

Person two: how?

Person one: they said they wouldn't take a side but has been avoiding me while still hanging out with them.
Fakalaptitakapus by RehardGames October 5, 2023

fagalitis 

1. The medical term to one that has been diagnosed with being a fag.
2. Having homosexual irritation (i.e. been fucked up the ass too much)
His fagalitis is what caused him to be the loser at the party.
fagalitis by mo June 10, 2006
A fagaletti is one who is annoying, frustrating and acts like a real dickhead....the person described knows they are being a real pain in the arse.....
Person in the office is going around getting right in peoples faces being generally annoying, telling jokes that are not particularly funny and has really bad breath, from the previous night of eating a garlic based spaghetti....therefore that makes this person a fagaletti.

Or

Your driving along quietly and a person that has been riding up your arse for the last 10 minutes zooms past....as he passes you yell in an opera voice 'Fagaletti!'
fagaletti by Threadfins April 17, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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