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Guy: Hey, wanna hear a scary story?
Girl : Sure
Guy: Ok: "Welcome, President Trump"

*And from that day on most of humanity had a heart attack and died.*
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by Corey the best Definer August 12, 2016
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Synonymous with Armageddon, this term was coined by lucifer himself. President Trump is to be the given title of the devil incarnate, who has taken control of the dumb people in 2016...
is that a sea of blood, and a bunch of flaming dudes on horses? No, it's president trump!!!!!
by Chives101 April 22, 2016
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1. (n) The condition of a man's penis being so infected with unknown disease/diseases that it is instantly horrifying to any person who is unlucky enough to see it.

2. (v) The act of attempting to have sex with someone even though any fool can clearly see from the foul state of their junk that they need to visit a doctor and a priest and/or exorcist.
1. "Did you do it with Johny last night?"

"Well, I wanted to, but he had a President Trump in his pants. I was so disgusted I ran out of the room without another word."
"Sounds awful, I can't blame you.

2. "I cannot believe he President Trumped you!"

"I know! I pulled down his pants and nearly retched when I saw what his junk looked like. I almost called the CDC then and there."
by AngryAndRightOfCenter April 25, 2017
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A phrase millions of Americans are reluctant to utter, because they could not come to terms that someone they never wanted to win is now their elected president.
Eight years ago, millions of voters didn't want to acknowledge that President Obama was their elected president; today, the same thing is happening to President Trump.
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by MathPlus November 10, 2016
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The 45th President of The United States that no one even wants to give a chance just because he's a republican even though his competitor (Hillary Clinton) said "We owe it to him to give him a chance". Also know for many of his quotes to be spun drastically or taken way out of contex. i.e. President Trump: "We need to deport the Illegal immigrants"
Everyone else: "OH MY GOD TRUMP HATES IMMIGRANTS, I'll have you know that I leagally work here and have legally gotten my citizenship."
Person A: I'm so happy that we have a true outsider in President Trump

Person B: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOUKD CALL THAT MAN OUR PRESIDENT YOU RACIST SEXIST BIGOT I AM SO TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW

Person A: I'm black and a woman, how am I racist and sexist?
by superbad155 March 18, 2017
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