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a word used to describe something that is not working well or is really crap. Derived from a multitude of yiddish words
sam: this is a fakakta cake

Daniel: This fakakta car has broken done again.
fakakta by colonial cool November 11, 2008
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Bad, not working well, "fucking". From German, verkackt(e, er), shitty (Kacke, shit)
Jeff: "What's with your fakakta shoes?" (Curb your Enthusiasm)
fakakta by Mardil June 2, 2009
<Yiddish origin> A person or thing who is completely crazy/fucked up.
(example 1) I can't believe your brother drank his own urine. That fakakta kid will do anything.

(example 2) Their house in in this fakakta part of town. Let's just say that you don't want to raise your kids there.
fakakta by straightballah July 25, 2007

fakakta malarkey 

The combination of two words, both meaning nonsense. When put together, it translates to "Nonsense Nonsense" which of course, is nonsense in itself.
I'm tired of this Fakakta Malarkey
fakakta malarkey by Neko713 June 5, 2013

straight up fakakta farms

All the kids these days are saying "that's whack" or "that's crazy."

There's a much better way to express that something seems amiss. I urge people to use this new term when something isn't right.
Suzie has just told Bobby that he must stay at school an extra 2 hours to complete a project.

Bobby replies by saying, "That's straight up fakakta farms!"

frakakta schtunky

all messed up...no longer any good, damaged goods, everything has gone wrong...

said to be of yiddish origin
my deal is all frakakta schtunky now that wilson is involved
frakakta schtunky by badback9 June 13, 2011
Based on the Yiddish word verkakte. It can mean dirty, shitty, full of crap, or screwed-up.
"There was a time when a black man was killed for whistleing at a white woman, OJ killed a white woman and gets to whistle all day. Now that's fakakte."

From The Daily Show
FAKAKTE by DualSin October 6, 2007
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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