failget

n. Refers to an event achieved, item obtained, or pretty much anything that is deemed a horrible failure. Opposite of winget.

A failget of epic proportions can become very much win.

by failget August 25, 2007

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Failgate

Central Michigan University's definition of tailgating after the new policies took effect prior to the Sept. 20 home game against Alcorn State in 2009.

These policies include the limit of six beers or one pint of liquor per 21-year-old, and a ban on external sound and speaker systems.

Guy 1: Hey dude, did you go tailgating on Main before the game today?
Guy 2: Nah, we attempted to failgate in lot 63 behind Kelly/ Shorts Stadium. Pathetic.
Guy 1: Ouch.

by RMS07 September 22, 2009

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Failgate

Any offshoot sports forum or blog that fails at its goal of being better than the original from which it was spurned. Usually denotes a spinoff site that attempts to be cozy with a corporate entity in exchange for favors rather than staying independently critical of its subject matter. Origin lies in one particular offshoot forum using tailgate in its URL that became known as the failgate.

Man, did you check out my new site?
No, it's clearly a failgate.

by barleyfan34 March 12, 2011

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Failzeton

The newest nickname for Hazleton, Pennsylvania. Based on the facts: a) Hazleton misspelled it's own name; b) all attempts to salvage this city always fail; c) Hazleton, PA = epic fail.

Another pimp killed another ho, instead of pimping that bitch for mad money. Welcome to Failzeton, biatch!

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 24, 2010

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Failnet

An interlaced network of extremely potent hard fails.

John Smith: Hey Jenny, I fucked your sister with crabs last night before fucking you! ahah go join the failnet!

Jenny Smith: Fuck you John! I am not fail!

by jakethewake August 27, 2010

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