Failnet

An interlaced network of extremely potent hard fails.

John Smith: Hey Jenny, I fucked your sister with crabs last night before fucking you! ahah go join the failnet!

Jenny Smith: Fuck you John! I am not fail!

by jakethewake August 27, 2010

Failness

Somthing that contains or emits fail so you can laugh at it

" Man have you seen Failness.com, Its soo funny."

" Yo have you seen Carlo's new whip, it reaks of Failness"

by Ruckusman333 May 5, 2009

failentologist

some one who fails at almost every thing

rob: did you get my coffee?
tim:sorry i forgot...
a few hours later:
rob:so tim forgot my coffee this morning
jimmy: tim is such a fucking failentologist!

by why are muffins illegal? October 18, 2009

failget

n. Refers to an event achieved, item obtained, or pretty much anything that is deemed a horrible failure. Opposite of winget.

A failget of epic proportions can become very much win.

by failget August 25, 2007

Failentine's Day

A holiday occurring on February 14th every year during which you realize you are, in fact, miserably single. For most people, they also realize that this hasn't changed since the last Failentine's Day (or Failentine's past). In addition to the self-pity that occurs, there is the constant reminder that other people are together and in love (usually in the form of red paper hearts and cupids decorating the walls of all buildings, all of your favorite stores having Failentine's Day sales, roses appearing in February and giddy couples walking down the street and holding hands/kissing).

Emily woke up to a text from her best friend, Andrew. It read HAPPY FAILENTINE'S DAY. Emily was then thrown into a depression about how alone she was.

by RileyMichael February 15, 2009

Failzeton

The newest nickname for Hazleton, Pennsylvania. Based on the facts: a) Hazleton misspelled it's own name; b) all attempts to salvage this city always fail; c) Hazleton, PA = epic fail.

Another pimp killed another ho, instead of pimping that bitch for mad money. Welcome to Failzeton, biatch!

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 24, 2010

faillet

the name for a horribly fileted fish.

I complained to the chef about the faillet last night

by IADO-(_0_) November 9, 2016