Failjet

Very similar to Failboat . A pack of douche bags trying to act smart. These people generally fail at life. Often used when "failboat" just doesn't seem enough to describe their fail.

M1: oh dude, those guys are aboard the failjet (guys trying to back a van into water to get their skyjets in) .
M2: damned yeah.

by KnightNL June 29, 2010

failget

n. Refers to an event achieved, item obtained, or pretty much anything that is deemed a horrible failure. Opposite of winget.

A failget of epic proportions can become very much win.

by failget August 25, 2007

Failzeton

The newest nickname for Hazleton, Pennsylvania. Based on the facts: a) Hazleton misspelled it's own name; b) all attempts to salvage this city always fail; c) Hazleton, PA = epic fail.

Another pimp killed another ho, instead of pimping that bitch for mad money. Welcome to Failzeton, biatch!

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 24, 2010

Failnet

An interlaced network of extremely potent hard fails.

John Smith: Hey Jenny, I fucked your sister with crabs last night before fucking you! ahah go join the failnet!

Jenny Smith: Fuck you John! I am not fail!

by jakethewake August 27, 2010

faillet

the name for a horribly fileted fish.

I complained to the chef about the faillet last night

by IADO-(_0_) November 9, 2016

failette

When you try to make an omelette but fail to keep it together, it is a failette.
Can be applied to anything ending in "ette" that you fail to pull off. See also, failet.

I made a sausage and green pepper failette—messy but delicious.

by detazer June 22, 2014