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Picture this: you are hungry, your dishes are dirty, your fridge only has 1/4 carton of debatable old milk, you are down to the end pieces of bread, and you are at a loss for what to eat for dinner.... then EUREKA! You remember seeing all the ingredients for the best spaghetti dinner ever! You clean out a pot, pour some water, set it on the stove to boil, and head back to your computer and read about the upcoming zombie apocolypses, look at the latest memes, and tell everyone about your amazing spaghetti dinner coming up. You hear the water finally boil, you head to the cabinet to retrieve the noddles and find THERE ARE NO NOODLES!

FAILGHETTI!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tiger: I think I am going to go make the most incredible spaghetti dinner ever!

Verb: Oh man, that sounds great. I think I hear the water boiling man. Lets get those noodles cookin'!

::Tiger wanders into the kitchen and a couple seconds later::

Tiger: NOOOO NOODLES! FAILGHETTI!
failghetti by LokiDoll December 10, 2012
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An Italian Gay Person

Origin: faggot spaghetti
Ah what a faghetti.
Related Words
pasta for gay men. pasta for poofters.
Robert and Ryan indulged in a bowl of faghetti before bedtime.
faghetti by cambot November 6, 2007
Spaghetti made up of gay people, apparently common amongst cannibals
¯\_()_/¯ I'm all out of Faghetti
Faghetti by ABiggerNigger May 16, 2022
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026