failget

n. Refers to an event achieved, item obtained, or pretty much anything that is deemed a horrible failure. Opposite of winget.

A failget of epic proportions can become very much win.

by failget August 21, 2007

egoseismic

The inflated thinking that one's own presence, mojo, swagg, etc. is enough to cause the earth to quake.

Link: "This place never had an earthquake until I moved here."
Rhett: "You egoseismic bastard."

by failget March 05, 2012