Failzeton

The newest nickname for Hazleton, Pennsylvania. Based on the facts: a) Hazleton misspelled it's own name; b) all attempts to salvage this city always fail; c) Hazleton, PA = epic fail.

Another pimp killed another ho, instead of pimping that bitch for mad money. Welcome to Failzeton, biatch!

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 24, 2010

failton

Failton is a hybrid word consisting of the two words "failure" and "Specialton." This word can be used as an insult for someone who messes up something that is simple.

You know Oliver? He's a right failton at work. He just can't do anything.

by Failton June 4, 2018

Faileontologist

Studier of all things relating to failing, faileosis, and failuysms.

If it hadn't been for my friend being a faileontologist, I would never have known of my failurysm.

by Yars the Nazi October 11, 2009

Faileron

A type of control surface on aircraft, similar to the aileron, but mostly used on Mongooses from Halo.

The airplane can bank because of its ailerons, but Mongeese can't because they have failerons.

by Jewpeg and Wpeg August 8, 2010

Failureton

someone who fails at life, or consistently keeps failing

scott fullerton is a Failureton

by c_bA_t May 21, 2009