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facejam

After you´ve pumped the singelbarell pumpaction youghurt rifle you take the opportunity to jam the semen all over the girl´s face by tenderly and repeatedly slapping her in the face with the rifle while cumming simultaneosly.
- And now as the great finaly to a mediocre intercourse I will facejam you thoroughly!
by Youghurt Cannon December 25, 2007
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Facegamer

Noun:

A person who plays one or more of the game applications on Facebook. Usually these people become very annoying with their constant game posts about what they need for their Farm, Fish, Mafia, Pets, etc. Such players also tend to spam inboxes with game invites and so called "free gifts".
Joe: "Man, Kate is really annoying me with all her posts. I can't see the important posts on my wall anymore because of her. She has really become a Facegamer"

Kevin: "After being laid-off for a few months, I really became a Facegamer and it kind of sucked to go back to work"
by Dayzee0u812 August 9, 2010
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Facejacking

v. To go on another person's social networking profile that has been left on the computer because the victim is away.
Jimmy left his Facebook on, I'm totally facejacking him!
by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010
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facecamping

having the killer, being the truly skillful player that they are, stare at you while you are hooked until you either:
A). Get saved, at which point you will be immediately downed and hooked, until the sweet, sweet release of death occurs
B). Get blessed by unhooking yourself only to have the second half of option A happen

C). Die while your teammates either watch or continue to do generators
As previously mentioned, only the skilled players can achieve this godly technique
We gotta get the generators done quick, this killer is facecamping!
by deathmetalapocalypse September 26, 2018
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Facepam

Applicable to a girl named Pam who does the facepalm action while saying "facepalm"

Epic fail moments with a girl named Pam
Pam: Wait! I don't get it!
Everyone: OMG FACEPAM!!!

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Pam: Wait, what? Wait, wait!! Explain! What??
Everyone: OHMYGOD FACEPAM.
by Cozie November 18, 2010
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Facejacked

To have your Facebook commandeered by a close friend (or foe) for their enjoyment.
Dude Kevin's status says he loves dick" "Yeah, he forgot to log off and got Facejacked
by Dr.Wurd November 2, 2010
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facejacking

to post your own self-promoting information on a FaceBook page under the guise of being a friend or fan.
"That motherfucker Joe Schwartz wont stop facejacking his link onto everyone's page."
by Joe's Black T-Shirt May 4, 2010
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