Facejump 

A surprise and not necessarily wanted make out. When one person decides to kiss another without the latter knowing it is going to happen.

Jen: Last night Chris kissed me!
Cassie: Ew! Why did you let him do that?!?
Jen: I didn't. It was a facejump! He caught me by complete surprise

Facejump by ryersonchik December 20, 2010

facehump 

vt. - To completely dominate and/or thoroughly eviscerate someone in some means of competition, usually video games. See also pwn.

n. - One who is on the receiving end of a consequent facehump. To be completely embarrassed from the actions taken in some means of competition, that some have to wonder if there is a severe mental deficiency or a considerable physical limitation that caused the facehumpage in the first place.

Because, you just don't facehump retarded people or the elderly. It would be fuckin' funny, but sooooo wrong...

Background: Imagine someone making a humping motion with their groin. Insert face at hump. There ya go.

"Man, you just got FACEHUMPED!"
"No, I didn't!"
"Dude, look at the score. 16-1. Total facehumpage."
"Yeah, well, I did your mom last night! And, I really DID facehump her! OWNED!"
"...Dude, my mom died last night. From suffocation."
"R-really? I'm sorry, bro..."
"HAH! Just kidding! Yet again, FACEHUMPED!"
"Dude, you're an ass."

facehump by harryman712 April 12, 2005

Facedump 

When someone deletes you as a friend on Facebook.

"She facedumped me!"

Facedump by The Lyon March 7, 2009

Facedumping 

The act of conducting routine Facebook activities while perched on the throne taking a dump, commonly on a mobile device, usually at one's place of work. See also, toiletbooking, duecebooking, and multi-tasking.

I like to do a little Facedumping while I "drop the kids off at the pool" every morning at work. It helps me relax.

Did you notice he always has his iphone with him when he goes into the can, man, you know he's totally Facedumping in there.

Facedumping by e-boner February 5, 2010

facepump 

The act of pumping someone's face full of your cock. A blowjob.

Yo dude, did you facepump her or what?

facepump by Shlomo Guzas December 1, 2004

Facedump 

FACEDUMP

the act of using Facebook as a platform to terminate an existing romantic (or sexual) relationship with a lover or hopeful person.

This may include:... Read More
1. posting a status message to publicly and openly announce cessation of relationship;
2. the sudden change of relationship status from In A Relationship or Its complicated to Single;
3. deleting wall posts that had any relevance whatsoever while the relationship was ongoing;
4. untagging any picture of the facedumping individual with the opposing party;
5. posting notes (blog style) adressed to offending party telling him/her to eff the hell off; and
6. removing opposing party from contacts list.

Angela: so have you broken it off with him yet?

Brit: he's worthless. ill just facedump him.

Facedump by theoneandonlytrippygirl August 2, 2009

FaceJumping 

When a person is on facebook and looks at mutual friend and skips back and forth between different mutual friends looking at info,picture,ect.

Person 1: What were you doing on facebook yesterday?
Person 2: I was facejumping yesterday and I found this hot chick.
Person 1: do you know her?
Person 2: No but my cousin does ;)

FaceJumping by R.I.4Ever September 6, 2010