Facegamer

Noun:

A person who plays one or more of the game applications on Facebook. Usually these people become very annoying with their constant game posts about what they need for their Farm, Fish, Mafia, Pets, etc. Such players also tend to spam inboxes with game invites and so called "free gifts".

Joe: "Man, Kate is really annoying me with all her posts. I can't see the important posts on my wall anymore because of her. She has really become a Facegamer"

Kevin: "After being laid-off for a few months, I really became a Facegamer and it kind of sucked to go back to work"

Facegamer by Dayzee0u812 August 9, 2010

facegamer

A person who plays Facebook games and considers themselves a real gamer.

Tony thinks he knows RPGs because he plays Mafia Wars. What a facegamer!

facegamer by multislacker August 9, 2010

facegamer

A particularly annoying kind of Facebook denizen who, knowingly or not, posts their idiotic game scores, ad nauseam, so that you have to scroll down reams of posts to see anything other than chickenshit in Farmville, or the like, even though these are supposed to be the people you're interested in hearing from. A facegamer is typically an old friend, now unemployed or underemployed, and may or may not be surprised to learn that their colossal waste of their own time is also wasting yours.

I used to like Brad, but he's become a loser, a facegamer for sure.

facegamer by Jeremios February 4, 2010

Ohio facewarmer belt

When a soldier uses an ennemy's bowels as a belt or suspenders and, during an assault on an objective, empties the said bowels on a unsuspecting ennemy reluctant to surrender but unarmed.

Sarge, did you see how I did the ohio facewarmer belt on this ennemy with my bowel belt during consolidation?

Ohio facewarmer belt by 0la0la April 22, 2023

Facesaver 

An individual who makes a habit out of saving face. This person will do everything in their power to avoid admitting their mistakes or face embarrassment or shame as a result of their own doing. He/she lives in a fairytale world where it’s normal to just ignore the hurt caused by the crummy things he/she does to others. When a “fight or flight” situation occurs, the facesaver is known to usually choose the flight option.

Kenny is such a facesaver. He never owns up to his fuckups. He just expects everyone to forget the dumbass things he does and act like everything’s great when clearly it’s not. Instead of being a man and admitting he fucked up, he just runs away anytime he is confronted with the bullshit he caused! Kenny is the epitome of a facesaver!

Facesaver by CloudKeeper December 27, 2019

Facemerk 

When somebody posts an embarrassing Facebook status update from your account when you aren't looking.

Let's Facemerk Jessica while she's in the bathroom by typing a status update telling everyone that she just took the biggest bowel movement in her life!

Facemerk by TimGUNZ April 6, 2011

facemacer 

A female who uses mace or another form of gaseous toxic substance to deter a stalker, attacker, or male whom she otherwise dislikes.

"I hate that facemacer; I was just trying to tell her 'Good morning'"

"Better wear sunglesses when talking to her. Shes a facemacer"

facemacer by Joseph Daniels February 20, 2008